The April Theory
@theapriltheory.bsky.social
Happy to be here. Don’t even come for me, I have SKILLS
I’m adopted. I have two birth certificates with two different last names and I’m married as well and took my husband’s last name. I think Trump’s going to deport me to El Salvador
April 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I’m adopted. I have two birth certificates with two different last names and I’m married as well and took my husband’s last name. I think Trump’s going to deport me to El Salvador
We’ve seen this before
April 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We’ve seen this before
I mean, Rudy should have just kept it up, you know? He (and his best friend) had it MADE!
April 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I mean, Rudy should have just kept it up, you know? He (and his best friend) had it MADE!
It’s all gaslighting
March 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It’s all gaslighting
I’ve come to realize that the DOGE agenda is ”We hate Americans” and everything they do is calculated to beat them down into submission
March 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’ve come to realize that the DOGE agenda is ”We hate Americans” and everything they do is calculated to beat them down into submission
He had to physically stand in line for FOUR+ HOURS (at an office they want to eliminate) to get someone to listen. Vicious
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
He had to physically stand in line for FOUR+ HOURS (at an office they want to eliminate) to get someone to listen. Vicious
The same way it was before (which was unimaginably shitty). Got it
March 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The same way it was before (which was unimaginably shitty). Got it
I got rid of 3 inches today
February 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I got rid of 3 inches today
I just don’t understand the glee
February 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I just don’t understand the glee
This seems a good case to possibly apply to switches
February 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This seems a good case to possibly apply to switches
Vetting?? I doubt anyone asked much about anything
February 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Vetting?? I doubt anyone asked much about anything
Is it just me? All Tomlin does is just stand there, with an inscrutable look on his face that never changes
January 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Is it just me? All Tomlin does is just stand there, with an inscrutable look on his face that never changes
I went to Costco today and twice had my life flash before me due to some cray cray driving
January 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I went to Costco today and twice had my life flash before me due to some cray cray driving
Nothing says “pro-life” more than closing your birthing center
December 26, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Nothing says “pro-life” more than closing your birthing center
It’s a feature not a glitch to have that 4 degree temp differential between the low and high on Christmas Day
December 22, 2024 at 7:29 PM
It’s a feature not a glitch to have that 4 degree temp differential between the low and high on Christmas Day
Here in WA we have a variant- aplets and cotlets (and they are delish!) en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aplets_...
Aplets & Cotlets - Wikipedia
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December 16, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Here in WA we have a variant- aplets and cotlets (and they are delish!) en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aplets_...