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the anxious anus
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apologetically myself
david is so washed. spitz is the king of sunflower seeds
July 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
gonna tell my grandchildren i was clapper of the week
July 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
tempted to do a cartwheel for self harm reasons
July 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
big day for damian lillard toyota
July 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
in a throuple with my wife and a pregnancy pillow
July 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
fast food mobile ordering saved my marriage
June 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
taco bell rewards status slipped from fire to hot and i weight more now than i did before
June 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
fucking miracle potatoes are nutritious
May 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
vacuum lines on the carpet get me going
April 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
would recommend against listening to ‘i know how you die’ by snooze on a turbulent flight
April 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
bout to drop some sausages on the stone
April 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
monopoly web3 edition:
- blockchain puts banker out of the job
- railroads are hyperloop tunnels and don’t make money
- electric company is most valuable property due to ai server farm demand
- jail? no. there are no regulations
- boardwalk goes underwater two hours in due to climate change
April 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
greet death and stay inside singles on the same day? feasting
April 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
spotify, give me the three cheers re-release
April 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the nerds they use on gummy clusters are too small. we can handle the grown up nerds
April 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
does @wweek.com have a working rss feed anymore? www.wweek.com/arcio/rss/ doesn't work
April 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
dare i dairy
April 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
how does the youtube video load and play before the title is even rendered
April 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
dei ain’t dead. sushi and steak taking over the old cracker barrel
March 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i like to dine locally as much as i can. even though they usually mess up my order, i always go to the taco bell nearest my house
March 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
is this the worst person you know? or is it me when they’re right?
March 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
just farted
March 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
the world’s better without fitch, but where would millennial women be without abercrombie
March 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i wish more of my coworkers were autistic
March 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
short, light, and loathsome
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM