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The Angels, HiD
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Sing sword fighting silly gooses found at Renaissance festivals nationwide
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Red: please forgive me for saying this. You're eating a boneless skinless baked potato.

#ShitAngelsSay
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Lellow: I have little leggies. It's why my ass is so fat.

#ShitAngelsSay
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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7:... And I think that's the closest I've ever gotten to sitting in a room watching porn with a friend.

Lellow: HWHAAAT?!?!

#ShitAngelsSay
#ShitOurFriendsSay
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Cole: I made a salami butterfly. (Actually looks like a butterfly)
Red: what an amazing metaphor, to eat the salami butterfly.

(Later...)

Robyn: are you folding meat?!
Cole: I made a prosciutto rose! (It does *not* look like a plant)

#ShitAngelsAndFriendsSay
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Red: THICK TANGENT

#ShitAngelsSay
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Lellow:... Shed one layer of pant...

#ShitAngelsSay
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Lellow to Red: this is us at our most annoying

#ShitAngelsSay
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Red: I'm boobs in a giggle and with a degree in physics

#ShitAngelsSay
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Pumpkin: ONE FOUR ANGELS FISTING MOMENT
Red: The logistics alone would be a nightmare

#ShitAngelsSay
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Pumpkin: Because I heard Chlamydia Del Arte.
Red: That's the best drag name I've ever heard.

#ShitAngelsSay
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Red: Fortune favors the blue fingered
#ShitAngelsSay
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Red, to Lellow's left ovary: Come on Lefty! Do your job and let it falope on outta there

#ShitAngelsSay #Falope
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Red: and whatever this is
Pumpkin: butch bun

#AngelsSayShit
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Purple (now retired): You don't even have to baby bird it. You can just bird bath it right there.

#ShitAngelsSay #CumGutters
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Red: I'm so gay about Spanish moss.

#AngelsSayShit
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Yellow: wine hole?

Our friend: butthole

Yellow: psychic damage

#ShitAngelsSay #ShitOurFriendsSay
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Red: I'll carve a face in the front and cut a wine hole in the back.

Lellow: *spins in Walmart*... You've activated the whirling dervish response.

#AngelsSayShit #alienerrands
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Red: Marbello

Lellow: MARBELLOW?!

Our friend John: your favorite nicotine cereal

#AngelsSayShit
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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FriendNicole: go deep kate
Pinque: that's crazy work off the clock
Lellow: in front of my slurm coozy??

#AngelsSayShit #OurFriendsSayShit
October 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Red: I can't get cocaine at the Harris Teeter.

#AngelsSayShit
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Pinque: in my minds-balls

#ShitAngelsSay
October 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Yellow: we'll bring you a really big hat.
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Red: What up, dog? It's 11 in the morning. Let's talk about how I gave birth to this gourd.

#ShitAngelsSay
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Lellow: but then spaghetti was happening inside my body

#ShitAngelsSay
October 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Red: knock on potato
... what rhymes with potato?
Pumpkin: bup budump bath!

#AngelsSayShit #iykyk
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM