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thealtzereffect.bsky.social
TheAltzerEffect
@thealtzereffect.bsky.social
780 followers 1.3K following 1.9K posts
Hi, it’s me. This is my alt. For dick purposes. Bi/pan oral service top, if you’re curious. New England is home, DMs are open.

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I love the way these feel
December 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Holy fuck @drewbae.bsky.social @musclefemboy.bsky.social fuck off!
September 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Watch out for this catfish @danielroberth.bsky.social
Part one of my conversation with “Daniel”, he says hi, asks how I am, and where I’m from. Part two of my conversation with “Daniel” where he asks for exactly where I am and then blocks me when he realizes I’m not taking the bait
August 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Congrats! You made it to another #FCF!
My fat cock, partially aroused
August 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Me, bulging in Swag trunks with an avocado print holding a packet of guacamole. The pic is captioned “sorry… guac is extra…”
August 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Oop
An autostroker I just purchased
August 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I grabbed these first this morning but they are too small
Green Aussiebum trunks that are too small for my thick-ass thighs
August 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Good morning! I woke up with a headache!
Beautifully bulging in some light heather grey Andrew Christian briefs with blue trim
August 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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*flop*
August 2, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Three hours to kill and I’m home by myself? Why would I ever be wearing pants?
Lying in bed bulging in green 2Undr boxer briefs with yellow trim. Featuring free grippies for yall cause why not?
July 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Happy birthday!!
July 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Two bulges today since I had to take a shower after walking home from the tire place
Bulging in grey trunks Bulging in trunks with a design inspired by that old windows game Ski Free
July 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Anyone else love road head?
My cock at 70 MPH
July 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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July 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Cropped for those who enjoy the tease 😈
Me, naked, flexing, with the text “shower time” across the bottom, the picture has been cropped just above the genitals
July 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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On or off?
Bulging in grey jockey trunks My cock laid across my wrist
July 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I love @awrymenswear.bsky.social yall. Happy Sunday (not an ad)
Bulging wonderfully in grey trunks from Awry
June 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Stayed home from work today
Me, from the chest down, naked, lying in bed, soft cock, messy bedroom
June 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Happy Sunday!
Bulging in purple
June 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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And where do I sign up?
June 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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This is, literally, spot on. Service top, big hugs, gifts.
Your Result: Submissive Breeder You are a service top, with strong arms for big hugs, domestic vibes, and probably like to spoil the people you love however you can.
June 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Bedtime
Bulging in black trunks with mesh side panels.
June 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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*present your penis for others to admire and worship*
My penis
June 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM