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Matthew
@thealtarofandy.bsky.social
Avid Warhologist.
Art Whore.
Deeply Superficial.
Good, but misunderstood.
Elder Mo. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Safe Space.
Seriously Sarcastic.
Super Sober.
Ego is the anesthesia that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for many things today. And I count you all among them. Thank you. Truly. 💙
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I felt this.
Maybe you might too.
#support 💙
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The White House’s turkey got a pardon. So I’m pretty sure it’s done some insider trading recently.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You’re kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.

I think I’m good. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Logging on.
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Narrator: “You are correct, sir.”
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Can’t sleep. Grrr….
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Edith Bouvier Beale
1976
Andy Warhol
#LittleEdie 💙
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Take my money.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
L'horreur!
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
….as they squirt his morphine on to the floor.
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“Raining (Raining)
Pouring (Pouring)
There's nothing left for us here
And we won't waste

another

teeeeeear”
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Say It Isn’t So….🤣😂
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Today’s watch.
If you haven’t, you really should. 💙
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Waiting with bated breath for DC to become an apocalyptic wasteland of chaos and self destruction. 🤣😂
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
All the cool kids hate the president. True story.
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Thank you for being friends with me. It’s a questionable life choice, but I appreciate all of you. 😂😘
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
😏
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’ll take two, please.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hashtag, kindred spirits.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When the description is perfect.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’ve been manifesting it.
This can only end in ecstasy.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM