Matthew
@thealtarofandy.bsky.social
Avid Warhologist.
Art Whore.
Deeply Superficial.
Good, but misunderstood.
Elder Mo. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Safe Space.
Seriously Sarcastic.
Super Sober.
Ego is the anesthesia that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Art Whore.
Deeply Superficial.
Good, but misunderstood.
Elder Mo. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Safe Space.
Seriously Sarcastic.
Super Sober.
Ego is the anesthesia that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for many things today. And I count you all among them. Thank you. Truly. 💙
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for many things today. And I count you all among them. Thank you. Truly. 💙
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The White House’s turkey got a pardon. So I’m pretty sure it’s done some insider trading recently.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The White House’s turkey got a pardon. So I’m pretty sure it’s done some insider trading recently.
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
You’re kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
I think I’m good. 😂
I think I’m good. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You’re kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
I think I’m good. 😂
I think I’m good. 😂
Narrator: “You are correct, sir.”
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Narrator: “You are correct, sir.”
Can’t sleep. Grrr….
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Can’t sleep. Grrr….
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
….as they squirt his morphine on to the floor.
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
….as they squirt his morphine on to the floor.
“Raining (Raining)
Pouring (Pouring)
There's nothing left for us here
And we won't waste
another
teeeeeear”
Pouring (Pouring)
There's nothing left for us here
And we won't waste
another
teeeeeear”
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“Raining (Raining)
Pouring (Pouring)
There's nothing left for us here
And we won't waste
another
teeeeeear”
Pouring (Pouring)
There's nothing left for us here
And we won't waste
another
teeeeeear”
Say It Isn’t So….🤣😂
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Say It Isn’t So….🤣😂
Today’s watch.
If you haven’t, you really should. 💙
If you haven’t, you really should. 💙
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Today’s watch.
If you haven’t, you really should. 💙
If you haven’t, you really should. 💙
Waiting with bated breath for DC to become an apocalyptic wasteland of chaos and self destruction. 🤣😂
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Waiting with bated breath for DC to become an apocalyptic wasteland of chaos and self destruction. 🤣😂
All the cool kids hate the president. True story.
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
All the cool kids hate the president. True story.
Thank you for being friends with me. It’s a questionable life choice, but I appreciate all of you. 😂😘
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Thank you for being friends with me. It’s a questionable life choice, but I appreciate all of you. 😂😘
I’ll take two, please.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’ll take two, please.
Hashtag, kindred spirits.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hashtag, kindred spirits.
When the description is perfect.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
When the description is perfect.
I’ve been manifesting it.
This can only end in ecstasy.
This can only end in ecstasy.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’ve been manifesting it.
This can only end in ecstasy.
This can only end in ecstasy.