TheAlmightyJessira
@thealmightyjessira.bsky.social
I'm a SAHM, happily married for 14 years. Am AuDHD. PCOS and Endometriosis sufferer.
I love to craft, poi spin, and am a gamer.
A dem & a feminist. She/Her
This is my Ko-Fi. I post, mostly, free cross stitch patterns https://ko-fi.com/thealmightyjessira
I love to craft, poi spin, and am a gamer.
A dem & a feminist. She/Her
This is my Ko-Fi. I post, mostly, free cross stitch patterns https://ko-fi.com/thealmightyjessira
Will I believe it actually happened and is not some inside joke before photos are found? No. Do I want to see those photos? Ew, No. Do I wanna know they exist? Yes.
Will I still meme the fuck out of this? Ooooooooooooh yes
Will I still meme the fuck out of this? Ooooooooooooh yes
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Will I believe it actually happened and is not some inside joke before photos are found? No. Do I want to see those photos? Ew, No. Do I wanna know they exist? Yes.
Will I still meme the fuck out of this? Ooooooooooooh yes
Will I still meme the fuck out of this? Ooooooooooooh yes
Not... a single... democrat... gives a fuck. #ReleaseTheFiles
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Not... a single... democrat... gives a fuck. #ReleaseTheFiles
Anyone else like to decorate your purse with pins and buttons?
Share your bag with me!
Share your bag with me!
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Anyone else like to decorate your purse with pins and buttons?
Share your bag with me!
Share your bag with me!
What's some of your favorite cool little things in your purse?
Mine is my two dinosaur tins (Smithsonian potpourri containers from the 80s that I use as a bandage holder and pill case), a mini sewing kit, and vintage a mini tool kit.
Dunno what I will ever use the hammer for, but the screwdriver
Mine is my two dinosaur tins (Smithsonian potpourri containers from the 80s that I use as a bandage holder and pill case), a mini sewing kit, and vintage a mini tool kit.
Dunno what I will ever use the hammer for, but the screwdriver
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What's some of your favorite cool little things in your purse?
Mine is my two dinosaur tins (Smithsonian potpourri containers from the 80s that I use as a bandage holder and pill case), a mini sewing kit, and vintage a mini tool kit.
Dunno what I will ever use the hammer for, but the screwdriver
Mine is my two dinosaur tins (Smithsonian potpourri containers from the 80s that I use as a bandage holder and pill case), a mini sewing kit, and vintage a mini tool kit.
Dunno what I will ever use the hammer for, but the screwdriver
When food is medicine ❤️
Been sick the last 2 days and got the idea for egg drop soup from a compilation recipe video.
Then found Ian Fujimoto's egg drop recipe on YouTube.
Delicious! Helping my throat immensely and settling my stomach. All I changed was adding a little turmeric.
Been sick the last 2 days and got the idea for egg drop soup from a compilation recipe video.
Then found Ian Fujimoto's egg drop recipe on YouTube.
Delicious! Helping my throat immensely and settling my stomach. All I changed was adding a little turmeric.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
When food is medicine ❤️
Been sick the last 2 days and got the idea for egg drop soup from a compilation recipe video.
Then found Ian Fujimoto's egg drop recipe on YouTube.
Delicious! Helping my throat immensely and settling my stomach. All I changed was adding a little turmeric.
Been sick the last 2 days and got the idea for egg drop soup from a compilation recipe video.
Then found Ian Fujimoto's egg drop recipe on YouTube.
Delicious! Helping my throat immensely and settling my stomach. All I changed was adding a little turmeric.
Not sure how I feel about the fact the Marines is now resorting to... word searches in ads... for recruit meant.
I feel like I should be feeling some kind of feeling... and maybe it's the Autism... but I'm not sure what that feeling I am feeling is....
I feel like I should be feeling some kind of feeling... and maybe it's the Autism... but I'm not sure what that feeling I am feeling is....
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Not sure how I feel about the fact the Marines is now resorting to... word searches in ads... for recruit meant.
I feel like I should be feeling some kind of feeling... and maybe it's the Autism... but I'm not sure what that feeling I am feeling is....
I feel like I should be feeling some kind of feeling... and maybe it's the Autism... but I'm not sure what that feeling I am feeling is....
One of my favorite things on Red Note (xiaohongshu) is still learning medicinal tea recipes. I'm still slowly adding ingredients to my cabinet. But I love this one I've been making the last two days.
Milk tea, with rose, red dates, goji berries, and black sugar.
SUPER tasty and helping with cramps
Milk tea, with rose, red dates, goji berries, and black sugar.
SUPER tasty and helping with cramps
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
One of my favorite things on Red Note (xiaohongshu) is still learning medicinal tea recipes. I'm still slowly adding ingredients to my cabinet. But I love this one I've been making the last two days.
Milk tea, with rose, red dates, goji berries, and black sugar.
SUPER tasty and helping with cramps
Milk tea, with rose, red dates, goji berries, and black sugar.
SUPER tasty and helping with cramps
That was so fuckig cool!
Went to my #NoKings protest & I printed EXACTLY the number of both cross stitch patterns that I needed. Giving out the last one at the very last minute before leaving after the protest was over.
Had a huge turn out & made me hopeful for my city.
Here's the patterns again
Went to my #NoKings protest & I printed EXACTLY the number of both cross stitch patterns that I needed. Giving out the last one at the very last minute before leaving after the protest was over.
Had a huge turn out & made me hopeful for my city.
Here's the patterns again
October 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
That was so fuckig cool!
Went to my #NoKings protest & I printed EXACTLY the number of both cross stitch patterns that I needed. Giving out the last one at the very last minute before leaving after the protest was over.
Had a huge turn out & made me hopeful for my city.
Here's the patterns again
Went to my #NoKings protest & I printed EXACTLY the number of both cross stitch patterns that I needed. Giving out the last one at the very last minute before leaving after the protest was over.
Had a huge turn out & made me hopeful for my city.
Here's the patterns again
Have another Free Cross Stitch Pattern that I made for the #NoKings #Protests (though this one is much smaller)
This one honestly feels like it's missing something... but I can't put my finger on it. Choosing to believe my brain is just being a perfectionist and making problems where there are none
This one honestly feels like it's missing something... but I can't put my finger on it. Choosing to believe my brain is just being a perfectionist and making problems where there are none
October 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is my free #PortlandFrog #crossstitch pattern I made the other day to hand out to crafters at the coming #NoKings protest. Watermark added so no one tries to take it and turn around and sell it (which I've heard is a growing problem). I don't want anyone to get charged for my free pattern. 🧵
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is my free #PortlandFrog #crossstitch pattern I made the other day to hand out to crafters at the coming #NoKings protest. Watermark added so no one tries to take it and turn around and sell it (which I've heard is a growing problem). I don't want anyone to get charged for my free pattern. 🧵
Don't think I have gotten this many compliments on what I am wearing in a while lol.
So thought I would share lol. Happy spooky season y'all.
#customshirt #Halloween #books #michealmyers #funnyshirts
So thought I would share lol. Happy spooky season y'all.
#customshirt #Halloween #books #michealmyers #funnyshirts
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Don't think I have gotten this many compliments on what I am wearing in a while lol.
So thought I would share lol. Happy spooky season y'all.
#customshirt #Halloween #books #michealmyers #funnyshirts
So thought I would share lol. Happy spooky season y'all.
#customshirt #Halloween #books #michealmyers #funnyshirts
October 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Meet Steve. The only solicitor that is safe to be on my porch. Been there since last night.
I don't know what he's selling, but I'll buy five.
My best guess is a pest control service.
#mantis #prayingmantis #insects
I don't know what he's selling, but I'll buy five.
My best guess is a pest control service.
#mantis #prayingmantis #insects
September 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Meet Steve. The only solicitor that is safe to be on my porch. Been there since last night.
I don't know what he's selling, but I'll buy five.
My best guess is a pest control service.
#mantis #prayingmantis #insects
I don't know what he's selling, but I'll buy five.
My best guess is a pest control service.
#mantis #prayingmantis #insects
Why is stitching over two so annoyingly slow??? 😭😭😭 And why did I decide to learn how to stutch over 2 on such a big piece???
*Screams internally*
#crossstitch
*Screams internally*
#crossstitch
September 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Why is stitching over two so annoyingly slow??? 😭😭😭 And why did I decide to learn how to stutch over 2 on such a big piece???
*Screams internally*
#crossstitch
*Screams internally*
#crossstitch
Cat or noodle
You decide
You decide
September 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Cat or noodle
You decide
You decide
Finally getting the hang of using this laying tool. I put off getting one cause I wanted a vintage metal one and there was finally one that was a bit cheaper on ebay. On closer inspection I dunno how vintage it actually is, but it works.
#crossstitch
#crossstitch
September 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Finally getting the hang of using this laying tool. I put off getting one cause I wanted a vintage metal one and there was finally one that was a bit cheaper on ebay. On closer inspection I dunno how vintage it actually is, but it works.
#crossstitch
#crossstitch
Stitching at my grandma's house today. Left to pick up my son from school and came back to find my grandma's cat Sampson trying to work on my cross stitch for me lol.
September 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Stitching at my grandma's house today. Left to pick up my son from school and came back to find my grandma's cat Sampson trying to work on my cross stitch for me lol.
September 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Not the pattern I wanted to work on. Didn't get a ton done. But just needed a simple project to work on during DnD to keep my hands busy. Slowly finishing this one!
#crossstitch #stitch
#crossstitch #stitch
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Not the pattern I wanted to work on. Didn't get a ton done. But just needed a simple project to work on during DnD to keep my hands busy. Slowly finishing this one!
#crossstitch #stitch
#crossstitch #stitch
When one does not have the energy to cross stitch. One usually has the energy to buy. Got myself 3 old kits I have had my eye on for a while off ebay. Two of these are almost as old as I am. Got one more on the way.
September 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When one does not have the energy to cross stitch. One usually has the energy to buy. Got myself 3 old kits I have had my eye on for a while off ebay. Two of these are almost as old as I am. Got one more on the way.