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Corbitt Harrell
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Dad and educator. Currently watching sports all around the world. 🏏 🏀 🏉 ⚾️ 🏒 ⚽️
Wisconsin being known for cheese and not whisks is just a major missed opportunity from their marketing team.
May 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is Jay Leno going broke? Why am I seeing him suddenly pop up all over with these clickbait headlines?
April 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Minnesota & US Friends, a choir teacher in our secondary schools was informed their contract was not being renewed. Her own students have begun a petition to keep her.

Please sign and share to help us show the district how important good arts education is to students

www.change.org/p/keep-ms-pe...
Sign the Petition
KEEP MS. PENKE AS APOLLO CHOIR DIRECTOR
www.change.org
April 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
In the world of news that everyone knew was going to happen:
FROM SHAMS:

WNBA legends: Sue Bird and Maya Moore have been elected into the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame Class of 2025, sources tell ESPN. Bird: 13 WNBA All-Star teams, four championships. Moore: four-time champion, six-time All-Star.
April 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I asked ChatGPT based on only Trump’s actions and statements since assuming office in 2025 which historical world leader has he been most like….and apparently it’s Mussolini.
February 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My daughter trying to think of how she can improve her concentration at school thought of something she might try in the summer…

A “concentration camp”…

🤦‍♂️ Help me
February 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Can anyone tell me if I’ll be able to understand this book from the beginning if I haven’t read any of the others in the Ric Hard series?
February 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This guy really wants us to think we’re still in the Cold War.
Trump on Canada becoming a state: "The Canadian citizens would have a much lower tax rate, they'd have much better medical, and they'd have military protection like nobody can have. You know, you have Russian ships all over the place.
February 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“I shouldn’t do it.”

“It’s not professional.”

“It’s best to keep those thoughts to yourself.”
February 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Has anyone on earth been called a pedophile on a bigger stage than Drake was tonight?
February 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
*Scratches Cheesesteak off baby name list*
Gonna be a lot of babies born in November named Cheesesteak.
February 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I might be wrong but I don’t think I saw a single white person on stage for Kendrick Lamar.

Just statistically speaking, with that many dancers, it’s impressive.
February 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Philly mayor goes through a whole campaign telling people not to climb light poles and then the whole city of Philly watches the stage set up for Kendrick Lamar
a man with a beard is standing in a crowd .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Well the dads brads and chads must be happy that they’ve not shown Taylor Swift as much as they’ve shown nazis
February 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Fox really didn’t consider where closed captions would be with this score bug huh
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“The winner is….They Not Like Us”

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February 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
People need to stop calling it a blockbuster trade

Blockbuster has been closed for years now
February 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
That Mavs loss is a team deflated. Not because Luka was a stellar defender.
February 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Wonder why
February 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Jimmy Butler is in the headlines?
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
Alt: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Smart move: Bringing a steak for lunch today

Dumb move: Forgetting to cut the steak and leaving myself at the mercy of break room cutlery
January 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Has Trump given a cabinet position to Gaston yet?
January 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If Andrew Lloyd Weber can put people on skates and call them trains, there’s no reason we can’t use skateboards to make a Fast and Furious musical.

Ijs
January 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Tell me if you’ve heard this one before…
January 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
There is not a single football reporter with the steel resolve to ask the truly difficult questions.

Someone with real investigative merit will finally ask Travis Kelce what he thought of the Cats movie.
January 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM