REDACTED said: Let's get out of REDACTED Tower and traffic these underage girls to your island in international waters.

REDACTED then said: After I defeat Hillary Clinton in the 2016 election I can't wait to have all the underage girls in the White House that I want. Did you get my bday card?

Mostly. Pecan can go up the list into the top ten. Pumpkin pie is nothing more than a delivery system for Cool Whip.

Most relatable thing she's done since becoming a public persona

Kind of got a Maureen Dowd vibe to this overwritten slop

Server room must've flooded

Yeah, a whole bunch of extremely powerful people involved in a web like conspiracy of rape, black mail and coverups isn't a distraction. It's the whole ballgame

- Ambitious young lad takes notes on starting his own career as a financier child sex trafficer to ensnare the global elite with compromat

Put this child car seat in the back seat of a Toyota Corolla properly without help in less than thirty minutes

Objectively terrible people and somehow worse writers

My God that's grim!

It's going to ruin sports while it's ruining lives. I can't think of anything more parasitic and destructive

It's why emotionally shallow dick heads think he's awesome.

Like books? Movies? Music? We have a device that will enjoy those so you don't have to freeing you up to pick vegetables

If he keeps this up I might turn Catholic, and I'm not talking one of those weird Catholic converts that quotes an obscure ancient text to justify carpet bombing Gaza

This dog is the ultimate assassin. Such a good doggo that no one suspects it

It would be healthier for society as a whole if they had