Alain van der Heide
thealian.bsky.social
Alain van der Heide
@thealian.bsky.social
I try to hit apexes, but not cones.
I like a lot of difficult music. I sing pretty well.
My eldest child described me as "a woke Boomer."
"Behind the Bastards" got me into reading more history.
You mean it’s normal size?
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I just threw up in my mouth.
May 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It's an extension of that whole "Vampires can't be seen in mirrors" thing.
May 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ooh. As impressive as Susan Collins being "concerned."
May 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Did you go to a movie too, and then home? Was it such a perfect day?

NM, I'm pretty sure you're not a Lou Reed fan.
May 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Which raises the question: what did JD put in Frank's coffee when they met?
April 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Uh, what kind of "hummer" are we talking about?
April 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What do you mean "now?"
April 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
How easy is it to balance flatware while you’re on it. I think Elon has some opinions.
April 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yet somehow Miller convinced someone to marry him. Life is truly full of mysteries.
March 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Trump admin lying with "statistics"? Fetch me my fainting couch!
March 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It's Biden's fault. He's personally going around murdering innocent chickens. The President himself told me, and he'd never lie, right?
February 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM