Alain van der Heide
@thealian.bsky.social
I try to hit apexes, but not cones.
I like a lot of difficult music. I sing pretty well.
My eldest child described me as "a woke Boomer."
"Behind the Bastards" got me into reading more history.
I like a lot of difficult music. I sing pretty well.
My eldest child described me as "a woke Boomer."
"Behind the Bastards" got me into reading more history.
You mean it’s normal size?
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You mean it’s normal size?
I just threw up in my mouth.
May 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I just threw up in my mouth.
It's an extension of that whole "Vampires can't be seen in mirrors" thing.
May 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's an extension of that whole "Vampires can't be seen in mirrors" thing.
Ooh. As impressive as Susan Collins being "concerned."
May 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ooh. As impressive as Susan Collins being "concerned."
Did you go to a movie too, and then home? Was it such a perfect day?
NM, I'm pretty sure you're not a Lou Reed fan.
NM, I'm pretty sure you're not a Lou Reed fan.
May 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Did you go to a movie too, and then home? Was it such a perfect day?
NM, I'm pretty sure you're not a Lou Reed fan.
NM, I'm pretty sure you're not a Lou Reed fan.
Which raises the question: what did JD put in Frank's coffee when they met?
April 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Which raises the question: what did JD put in Frank's coffee when they met?
Uh, what kind of "hummer" are we talking about?
April 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Uh, what kind of "hummer" are we talking about?
What do you mean "now?"
April 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What do you mean "now?"
How easy is it to balance flatware while you’re on it. I think Elon has some opinions.
April 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
How easy is it to balance flatware while you’re on it. I think Elon has some opinions.
Yet somehow Miller convinced someone to marry him. Life is truly full of mysteries.
March 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yet somehow Miller convinced someone to marry him. Life is truly full of mysteries.
The Trump admin lying with "statistics"? Fetch me my fainting couch!
March 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The Trump admin lying with "statistics"? Fetch me my fainting couch!
It's Biden's fault. He's personally going around murdering innocent chickens. The President himself told me, and he'd never lie, right?
February 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's Biden's fault. He's personally going around murdering innocent chickens. The President himself told me, and he'd never lie, right?