Alex Val
@thealexval.bsky.social
Prisoner of the Kleptocratic Republic of Magadonia
Tom take me out Scott Adams style.
January 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Tom take me out Scott Adams style.
That idiot Kristi Noem just accidentally revealed the murderer's name. His name is Jonathan Ross.
January 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
That idiot Kristi Noem just accidentally revealed the murderer's name. His name is Jonathan Ross.
Charlie Kirk's fans think she belongs in the kitchen.
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Charlie Kirk's fans think she belongs in the kitchen.
And Venezuelans are gonna be the next to die by the thousands.
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
And Venezuelans are gonna be the next to die by the thousands.
That's common knowledge in LA.
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
That's common knowledge in LA.
For those who don't know, Guggenheim and Walter have investments in GEO group, the private prison company that makes money from imprisoning detainees, including American citizens.
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
For those who don't know, Guggenheim and Walter have investments in GEO group, the private prison company that makes money from imprisoning detainees, including American citizens.
They're just stealing from bigger thieves so its ok. 👍
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
They're just stealing from bigger thieves so its ok. 👍
That woman is too old to be Trump's type.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That woman is too old to be Trump's type.
Kimmel should mention that in his monologue tonight.
September 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Kimmel should mention that in his monologue tonight.
Maher and Shapiro will be sucking off Charlie Kirk hard tonight. Then they'll talk about how Israel can do no wrong.
September 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Maher and Shapiro will be sucking off Charlie Kirk hard tonight. Then they'll talk about how Israel can do no wrong.
Only 5 ingredients instead of the usual 30.
July 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Only 5 ingredients instead of the usual 30.
South Park creators said it has become very difficult to do their jobs during this merger.
July 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
South Park creators said it has become very difficult to do their jobs during this merger.
Corporate media continues to dig it's own grave.
July 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Corporate media continues to dig it's own grave.
Why isn't Dallas Raines there. 😂
July 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why isn't Dallas Raines there. 😂