John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
Come for the “humor”, stay because of Stockholm Syndrome.
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BREAKING, WASHINGTON D.C.: area imbecile renames the Persian Gulf to the American Gulf, so now everything’s A-okay!
June 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
BREAKING, WASHINGTON D.C.: area imbecile renames the Persian Gulf to the American Gulf, so now everything’s A-okay!
BREAKING, PALM BEACH, FLA: area sociopath visitor launches missile attacks on Iran because he finished 81 over
June 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
BREAKING, PALM BEACH, FLA: area sociopath visitor launches missile attacks on Iran because he finished 81 over
“Dammit, Glen, you can do this. You’re good looking, smart and funny. She’ll love you. Just be you. And remember not to look at the candle.”
June 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“Dammit, Glen, you can do this. You’re good looking, smart and funny. She’ll love you. Just be you. And remember not to look at the candle.”
Spider-Cat: No One Home
May 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Spider-Cat: No One Home
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security Secretary kristi noem (seen here thinking about thinking) defends not knowing the meaning of habeas corpus, saying “Asking me about the constitution was a gotcha question, and besides I never took French in high school!”
May 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security Secretary kristi noem (seen here thinking about thinking) defends not knowing the meaning of habeas corpus, saying “Asking me about the constitution was a gotcha question, and besides I never took French in high school!”
BREAKING: trump calls for investigation of Bruce Springsteen, Oprah, & Beyoncé for endorsing Kamala Harris; also wants DOJ to look into Hillary Clinton, President Obama, Bono, Dojo Cat, Hollywood, the lawnmower kid from the meme, Big Bird, people who can read, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, diapers
May 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
BREAKING: trump calls for investigation of Bruce Springsteen, Oprah, & Beyoncé for endorsing Kamala Harris; also wants DOJ to look into Hillary Clinton, President Obama, Bono, Dojo Cat, Hollywood, the lawnmower kid from the meme, Big Bird, people who can read, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, diapers
Li’l Squeak owned this rap battle with a devastating take down of his opponent’s mom being a bitch.
May 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Li’l Squeak owned this rap battle with a devastating take down of his opponent’s mom being a bitch.
“Can I crash here tonight? Maggie changed the locks on the door again.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Can I crash here tonight? Maggie changed the locks on the door again.”
BREAKING: trump (seen here making another mess in his diaper) celebrates the success of his tariffs, wonders why people “aren’t celebrating me”
April 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
BREAKING: trump (seen here making another mess in his diaper) celebrates the success of his tariffs, wonders why people “aren’t celebrating me”
BREAKING: trump enacts pointless tariffs, causes $6 TRILLION loss on Wall Street in just 2 days, and ensures Americans will unnecessarily pay higher prices on many common goods from other countries;
trump responds “I don’t know anything about that”
trump responds “I don’t know anything about that”
April 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
BREAKING: trump enacts pointless tariffs, causes $6 TRILLION loss on Wall Street in just 2 days, and ensures Americans will unnecessarily pay higher prices on many common goods from other countries;
trump responds “I don’t know anything about that”
trump responds “I don’t know anything about that”
BREAKING: the world’s penguin population stand united against the idiotic acts of trump, and are working towards finally learning to fly so they can shit on him
April 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
BREAKING: the world’s penguin population stand united against the idiotic acts of trump, and are working towards finally learning to fly so they can shit on him
BREAKING, Washington D.C.: orange assface wants penguins to pay tariffs; asked for a comment, a spokespenguin responded, “This guy may be the stupidest motherfucker who ever lived. And he stole our hairstyle!”
April 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
BREAKING, Washington D.C.: orange assface wants penguins to pay tariffs; asked for a comment, a spokespenguin responded, “This guy may be the stupidest motherfucker who ever lived. And he stole our hairstyle!”
For those who crave excitement…
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Who yearn for adventure…
…
Who need the thrill of Russian roulette…
The All New Tesla Cybertruck 50/50
Each time you get in, the AI decides if you drive… or come unglued!
Your ultimate Ride…or Die!
*ᴄᴀsʜ ᴏɴʟʏ, ᴀʟʟ sᴀʟᴇs ғɪɴᴀʟ, ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴀsɪɴɢ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ
…
Who yearn for adventure…
…
Who need the thrill of Russian roulette…
The All New Tesla Cybertruck 50/50
Each time you get in, the AI decides if you drive… or come unglued!
Your ultimate Ride…or Die!
*ᴄᴀsʜ ᴏɴʟʏ, ᴀʟʟ sᴀʟᴇs ғɪɴᴀʟ, ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴀsɪɴɢ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ
March 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
For those who crave excitement…
…
Who yearn for adventure…
…
Who need the thrill of Russian roulette…
The All New Tesla Cybertruck 50/50
Each time you get in, the AI decides if you drive… or come unglued!
Your ultimate Ride…or Die!
*ᴄᴀsʜ ᴏɴʟʏ, ᴀʟʟ sᴀʟᴇs ғɪɴᴀʟ, ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴀsɪɴɢ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ
…
Who yearn for adventure…
…
Who need the thrill of Russian roulette…
The All New Tesla Cybertruck 50/50
Each time you get in, the AI decides if you drive… or come unglued!
Your ultimate Ride…or Die!
*ᴄᴀsʜ ᴏɴʟʏ, ᴀʟʟ sᴀʟᴇs ғɪɴᴀʟ, ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴀsɪɴɢ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ
BREAKING: Not to be outdone by Defense Secretary pete hegseth, elon musk shows off HIS Russian email address, his direct phone number to putin, and an original copy of Mein Kampf signed by hitler, which reads “Thanks for buying my book. All the best.”
March 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
BREAKING: Not to be outdone by Defense Secretary pete hegseth, elon musk shows off HIS Russian email address, his direct phone number to putin, and an original copy of Mein Kampf signed by hitler, which reads “Thanks for buying my book. All the best.”
Damn, my ideas come in the form of a lightbulb.
March 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Damn, my ideas come in the form of a lightbulb.
BREAKING: Secretary of Defense hegseth’s next chain text reads “That was a mistake, do me a solid and don’t tell trump” and includes trump in chain
March 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
BREAKING: Secretary of Defense hegseth’s next chain text reads “That was a mistake, do me a solid and don’t tell trump” and includes trump in chain
BREAKING: trump responds to Pete Hegseth texting secret military plans to journalist: “He’s an idiot for texting those plans! I already sent those to Putin like a month ago!”
March 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
BREAKING: trump responds to Pete Hegseth texting secret military plans to journalist: “He’s an idiot for texting those plans! I already sent those to Putin like a month ago!”
Me in the National Security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Me in the National Security team group chat
“Oh, I’m sorry. You were saying something about getting a dog?”
March 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
“Oh, I’m sorry. You were saying something about getting a dog?”
Stewart didn’t know how much longer he could fake laugh at Linda’s idiotic jokes, but he did know he didn’t want to be glue.
March 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Stewart didn’t know how much longer he could fake laugh at Linda’s idiotic jokes, but he did know he didn’t want to be glue.
BREAKING: Tesla adds new lockout feature to “cybertruck” which activates when a new problem is discovered; owners report no longer being able to unlock their cars
March 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
BREAKING: Tesla adds new lockout feature to “cybertruck” which activates when a new problem is discovered; owners report no longer being able to unlock their cars
BREAKING [Washington D.C.]: polls show trump approval ratings dropping; supporters beginning to have concerns that he may be dumber than they are
March 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
BREAKING [Washington D.C.]: polls show trump approval ratings dropping; supporters beginning to have concerns that he may be dumber than they are
“Seriously, even I don’t get the meaning of me in ‘The Shining’.”
March 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Seriously, even I don’t get the meaning of me in ‘The Shining’.”