Follow up to this, he was REMARKABLY coherent

Nobody was excited about me bringing up "Never Let Me Go" in this conversation, either

"They go to school" yeah, the horse girl school with all the other horse girls. Does Aunt Lydia teach there

Ok well for better or worse I figured out the whole progression.

-Website sends you to Gaslamp (or, OnlyFangs sends you to Clown in a Cornfield)
-At Gaslamp, an agent gives you the QR code. (or, you get the card at the panel)
-The QR code takes you to the website.

It’s a fucking circle. I'm livid

When 2.5 trigger warning’d for attempted suicide my watch party screamed like it was a superbowl touchdown. Don’t ask me to unpack that.

Is there also something happening of whatever OnlyFangs is? Y’all I am but a simple vampire fetishist this is too many steps