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Essays and podcasts on movies, music, books, television, games, sports, politics, and culture from a few of Alabama’s best and worst miscreants.
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One thing you can bet on! The playoffs are coming soon! Here are our best bets for Week Twelve: thealabamatake.com/b...
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's great to be from Alabama! Takin' On Sports this week recap a good weekend for the Tide, a big catch in Happy Valley, the Rams and Seahawks, and why more good football is still to come. thealabamatake.com/p...
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Blaine and Donovan open the non-spoiler things with a lot of new TV, including 'Plur1bus' on Apple TV. On the spoiler side of things, they discuss 'Welcome to Derry' and agree that it's good with limitations and they decide that 'The Lowdown' finally revealed what short of show it was after all.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It's the time of the night where the house lights are minutes away from coming on and you still need to find someone to bring home. Will our writers make it out of this week with someone or will they be at the bottom of the barrel? thealabamatake.com/b...
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yes, maybe the world as a whole peaked with one simple swagger of a dance in September, 1989. Read why on The Alabama Take today. thealabamatake.com/b...
November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Taking It Down is back this week and they're talking about the heavy weight and questions of 'Task,' the comedy of 'Chad Powers' and why it actually works, and their first reactions to 'It: Welcome to Derry.' Hear it in any podcast app! thealabamatake.com/p...
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Out today: Takin' On Sports gets to kick back and watch the other fan bases in dismay as Alabama is off. It's Hugh Freeze, Auburn, Vandy at Texas, Ole Miss, the NFL, and a lot more. thealabamatake.com/p...
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Don't be scared this Halloween! It's time to make bold moves! What games do our writers believe are the best to bet this candy-filled weekend? Don't eat too many sweets! Make that money! thealabamatake.com/b...
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Happy Halloween! The self-proclaimed buttholes are back again today to recount the best, worst, and funniest of Star Wars Halloween costumes. C'mon. You know you had at least one of these. Hear the episode here: thealabamatake.com/p...
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This week on Takin' On Sports, it's the Bama win, LSU's loss of the game and of Brian Kelly, and a lot more college football. Then, the guys also discuss the World Series, the NFL, and the NBA. It's a big time of year! thealabamatake.com/p...
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This week is a moveable feast of high quality games! And our writers break down the best ideas for bets in Week Nine. thealabamatake.com/b...
October 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Chad Powers isn’t just another football comedy. It’s Eli Manning’s viral alter ego turned into a surprisingly sharp Hulu series and the most fun complement to any college season. thealabamatake.com/b...
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Save some lung capacity for next year! Cigars! Today on Takin' On Sports: the Tide, UGA, Vandy, a Bad Carson Beck sighting, UAB, Napier, and who's next? Plus, a crazy NFL, MLB, and a wrap up. thealabamatake.com/p...
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's Week Eight! What a big week! Look it up! thealabamatake.com/b...
October 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
In a new episode today, Corey gets his feelings hurt as the three buttholes in the podcast We Are A Star War discuss 'The Muppet Show' with Mark Hamill. thealabamatake.com/p...
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Takin' On Sports comes at you today! Bama, Hoosiers, Texas, Georgia, USC = good; Penn State (bye James Franklin), SEC refs, Auburn's offense = bad. The American is almost as fun as the Big 12, OSU is probably the best team, next week's schedule, UAB, NFL, Aces dynasty, MLB playoffs.
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This week on Taking It Down: 'Black Rabbit' may not work for all, but there are reasons why it still fascinates; 'The Last Frontier' is DOA; 'Chad Powers' has tension; 'The Lowdown' says something; 'Task' makes one of the best episodes of TV this year. thealabamatake.com/p...
October 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This week from The Alabama Take: Takin' On Sports begins rotating to Tuesday and then back to Monday starting tomorrow. Get your college football (and more) analysis tomorrow morning. Taking It Down still releases each Tuesday morning. We Are A Star War will air a new podcast on Wednesday.
October 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Go back to James Dean, and every generation has the leading man. Is Chalamet this generation DiCaprio? Culture writer Jake Elliff has the evidence, and the proof is there. Read his argument here, and feel free to swoon a bit: thealabamatake.com/b...
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There's more at stake than the Red River Shootout, but each writer has an idea about that game and more this week in Taking Bets! thealabamatake.com/b...
October 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Plenty of TV this week from Taking It Down: 'Chad Powers,' 'Monster' on Netflix, 'Bad Rabbit,' 'The Lowdown' on Hulu, and 'Task.' Check it out! thealabamatake.com/p...
October 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
As each Friday in college football season continues, our writers make their best bets on The Alabama Take around 4:30 p.m. So far, it's a bit of a disaster, but those are also a lot of fun to watch. Just ask Dabo Swinney. (Or don't.) thealabamatake.com/b...
October 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Taking It Down, our very own TV podcast, comes out each Tuesday. This week, they talk 'The Lowdown,' 'Black Rabbit,' 'Task,' and 'Alien: Earth.' On the spoiler side of things, they get some tough discussions going about episode three of 'Task' and the ending of 'Alien: Earth.' Well worth the listen!
September 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The guys are back this week and it was another fantastic week of football starring Kadyn Proctor, plus a lot more. thealabamatake.com/p...
September 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
There are plenty of NFL teams who need a win and snap the 0-3 start. There are a few of our writers who need a win, too. This week on Taking Bets: thealabamatake.com/b...
September 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM