Can't wait for all the bearded men in sunglasses to sit in their trucks tomorrow and tell me that this was the worst halftime show ever.

Yall, these hockey players are kissin'.

They should make a season of White Lotus set in the Jurassic World resort.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

"It'll cook down. It'll cook down..." I scream as I overstuff the washing machine with two weeks of clothes.

Every time a corporation captures a xenomorph, it always goes nuts and escapes.

Maybe if they put proper enrichment in its enclosure with a correct-sized social group, it'd be a more chill creature to hang out with.

#Aliens #AlienEarth #Zoo

After a hard day, its time to break open a box of the hard stuff.

I've started to use Gemini AI for quick little research tasks. For funsies, I start each prompt with "Using a Cockney accent..."

Its like have a clever little Oliver Twist orphan hang out with me all the time.

Pretty hard for me to enjoy all facts equally when I'm hit with this banger.

#asheville

Watching a three year old and Ms Rachel has been on in the background. She keeps sticking her hand into this mysterious box and asking kids what it means to be human vs an animal.

2020s children's tv is wild.

Done and done.