The Fantastic Paul
@theactualdevil.bsky.social
Opinions are those of the man that lives in my walls
My politics are that I should be installed as Immortal God Emperor of the Earth and granted Dangerous Mind Powers
My God is KOS-MOS
He/Him
My politics are that I should be installed as Immortal God Emperor of the Earth and granted Dangerous Mind Powers
My God is KOS-MOS
He/Him
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sorry, can't pick one, you get a top 4
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sorry, can't pick one, you get a top 4
I don't know anything about you, but enjoy purgatory, Horrible Peanut Homunculus
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I don't know anything about you, but enjoy purgatory, Horrible Peanut Homunculus
Space Adventure Cobra: The Movie (1982)
Mans can breath underwater, if he's got a cigar in his mouth. Is the smoke his oxygen? Who can tell?
If triplets ever did that to me, I'd stay away from flesh and blood women for the rest of my life, burying all my sorrow in my robot wife's metallic bosom
Mans can breath underwater, if he's got a cigar in his mouth. Is the smoke his oxygen? Who can tell?
If triplets ever did that to me, I'd stay away from flesh and blood women for the rest of my life, burying all my sorrow in my robot wife's metallic bosom
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Space Adventure Cobra: The Movie (1982)
Mans can breath underwater, if he's got a cigar in his mouth. Is the smoke his oxygen? Who can tell?
If triplets ever did that to me, I'd stay away from flesh and blood women for the rest of my life, burying all my sorrow in my robot wife's metallic bosom
Mans can breath underwater, if he's got a cigar in his mouth. Is the smoke his oxygen? Who can tell?
If triplets ever did that to me, I'd stay away from flesh and blood women for the rest of my life, burying all my sorrow in my robot wife's metallic bosom
Frankenstein (2025)
Hell yeah! Let's do it, Guillermo del Toro!
Hell yeah! Let's do it, Guillermo del Toro!
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Frankenstein (2025)
Hell yeah! Let's do it, Guillermo del Toro!
Hell yeah! Let's do it, Guillermo del Toro!
Apocalypse Hotel (2025)
Thank you, Horse Girl Gambling Game
This is already one of my favorite things I've watched
Would recommend staying at this hotel, just don't breath the air
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Thank you, Horse Girl Gambling Game
This is already one of my favorite things I've watched
Would recommend staying at this hotel, just don't breath the air
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Apocalypse Hotel (2025)
Thank you, Horse Girl Gambling Game
This is already one of my favorite things I've watched
Would recommend staying at this hotel, just don't breath the air
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Thank you, Horse Girl Gambling Game
This is already one of my favorite things I've watched
Would recommend staying at this hotel, just don't breath the air
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Man, I love Kamen Rider Faiz. It's got some great dramatic moments.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Man, I love Kamen Rider Faiz. It's got some great dramatic moments.
Hard Boiled (1992)
Been seeing clips of them two dudes killing all those people as they make their way down a hallway, had no idea how absolutely out of control the situation was in the rest of that building. Good shit.
Been seeing clips of them two dudes killing all those people as they make their way down a hallway, had no idea how absolutely out of control the situation was in the rest of that building. Good shit.
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hard Boiled (1992)
Been seeing clips of them two dudes killing all those people as they make their way down a hallway, had no idea how absolutely out of control the situation was in the rest of that building. Good shit.
Been seeing clips of them two dudes killing all those people as they make their way down a hallway, had no idea how absolutely out of control the situation was in the rest of that building. Good shit.
Boiling Point (1990)
Great Baseball movie
Great Baseball movie
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Boiling Point (1990)
Great Baseball movie
Great Baseball movie
Turkey! Time to Strike (2025)
So I'm looking at upcoming anime, and see this title. "Oh, a bowling show. Never really watched a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things before, why not try?" Open on girl crying. Bowling is the most serious thing that's ever happened in these girl's lives
Great Show
So I'm looking at upcoming anime, and see this title. "Oh, a bowling show. Never really watched a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things before, why not try?" Open on girl crying. Bowling is the most serious thing that's ever happened in these girl's lives
Great Show
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Turkey! Time to Strike (2025)
So I'm looking at upcoming anime, and see this title. "Oh, a bowling show. Never really watched a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things before, why not try?" Open on girl crying. Bowling is the most serious thing that's ever happened in these girl's lives
Great Show
So I'm looking at upcoming anime, and see this title. "Oh, a bowling show. Never really watched a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things before, why not try?" Open on girl crying. Bowling is the most serious thing that's ever happened in these girl's lives
Great Show
Takopi’s Original Sin (2025)
Bit grim, innut?
Bit grim, innut?
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Takopi’s Original Sin (2025)
Bit grim, innut?
Bit grim, innut?
Cleopatra (1970)
"Just According to Cleopatra Keikaku!"
Man, I'd only gotten the infamy of the Marketing Campaign, further reinforced by click bait YouTube thumbnails. I was ill prepared for the actual movie
Scariest opening 5 minutes of a movie I watched all month
"Just According to Cleopatra Keikaku!"
Man, I'd only gotten the infamy of the Marketing Campaign, further reinforced by click bait YouTube thumbnails. I was ill prepared for the actual movie
Scariest opening 5 minutes of a movie I watched all month
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Cleopatra (1970)
"Just According to Cleopatra Keikaku!"
Man, I'd only gotten the infamy of the Marketing Campaign, further reinforced by click bait YouTube thumbnails. I was ill prepared for the actual movie
Scariest opening 5 minutes of a movie I watched all month
"Just According to Cleopatra Keikaku!"
Man, I'd only gotten the infamy of the Marketing Campaign, further reinforced by click bait YouTube thumbnails. I was ill prepared for the actual movie
Scariest opening 5 minutes of a movie I watched all month
Intruder (1989)
Absolute Cinema
Absolute Cinema
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Intruder (1989)
Absolute Cinema
Absolute Cinema
Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1991)
I am no longer the same person I was when this evening started...
I am no longer the same person I was when this evening started...
October 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1991)
I am no longer the same person I was when this evening started...
I am no longer the same person I was when this evening started...
Basket Case 2 (1990)
Jesus Fucking Christ, what the hell did I just watch?
Jesus Fucking Christ, what the hell did I just watch?
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Basket Case 2 (1990)
Jesus Fucking Christ, what the hell did I just watch?
Jesus Fucking Christ, what the hell did I just watch?
Basket Case (1982)
Damn, that's fucked up
I'm glad baskets aren't real
Damn, that's fucked up
I'm glad baskets aren't real
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Basket Case (1982)
Damn, that's fucked up
I'm glad baskets aren't real
Damn, that's fucked up
I'm glad baskets aren't real
Black Phone 2 (2025)
You know better than anyone that Grabber is just a Word
You know better than anyone that Grabber is just a Word
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Black Phone 2 (2025)
You know better than anyone that Grabber is just a Word
You know better than anyone that Grabber is just a Word
Mr. Vampire III (1987)
Damn, they folded that kid up and put him in a jar because that other dude was an asshole.
Damn, they folded that kid up and put him in a jar because that other dude was an asshole.
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mr. Vampire III (1987)
Damn, they folded that kid up and put him in a jar because that other dude was an asshole.
Damn, they folded that kid up and put him in a jar because that other dude was an asshole.
Mr. Vampire II (1986)
What a cute family, I sure hope nothing bad happens to them--- Oh god, they're eating people!!
What a cute family, I sure hope nothing bad happens to them--- Oh god, they're eating people!!
October 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mr. Vampire II (1986)
What a cute family, I sure hope nothing bad happens to them--- Oh god, they're eating people!!
What a cute family, I sure hope nothing bad happens to them--- Oh god, they're eating people!!
Mr. Vampire (1985)
Now that was a perfect movie
I'll always be jamming to Theme Of Lady Ghost
Now that was a perfect movie
I'll always be jamming to Theme Of Lady Ghost
October 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Mr. Vampire (1985)
Now that was a perfect movie
I'll always be jamming to Theme Of Lady Ghost
Now that was a perfect movie
I'll always be jamming to Theme Of Lady Ghost
Mystery Wrestling 19
Some great professional wrestling tonight, even if that rat fuck is still the champ.
Some great professional wrestling tonight, even if that rat fuck is still the champ.
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Mystery Wrestling 19
Some great professional wrestling tonight, even if that rat fuck is still the champ.
Some great professional wrestling tonight, even if that rat fuck is still the champ.
Matango (1963)
Some real Ethan Winters type shit
Not in the same way a certain other Resident Evil game was riffing on Dagon, of course, but there's a lineage here
Again, I woulda' eaten the mushrooms, hell yeah, brother
Some real Ethan Winters type shit
Not in the same way a certain other Resident Evil game was riffing on Dagon, of course, but there's a lineage here
Again, I woulda' eaten the mushrooms, hell yeah, brother
October 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Matango (1963)
Some real Ethan Winters type shit
Not in the same way a certain other Resident Evil game was riffing on Dagon, of course, but there's a lineage here
Again, I woulda' eaten the mushrooms, hell yeah, brother
Some real Ethan Winters type shit
Not in the same way a certain other Resident Evil game was riffing on Dagon, of course, but there's a lineage here
Again, I woulda' eaten the mushrooms, hell yeah, brother
Mad Detective (2007)
A movie that's been on my watchlist for a very, very long time. Or maybe I watched it and just forgot everything except what you'd see in the trailer? Or maybe I just watched the first 20 minutes almost two decades ago and left it off? Mad Stuff, either way.
A movie that's been on my watchlist for a very, very long time. Or maybe I watched it and just forgot everything except what you'd see in the trailer? Or maybe I just watched the first 20 minutes almost two decades ago and left it off? Mad Stuff, either way.
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Mad Detective (2007)
A movie that's been on my watchlist for a very, very long time. Or maybe I watched it and just forgot everything except what you'd see in the trailer? Or maybe I just watched the first 20 minutes almost two decades ago and left it off? Mad Stuff, either way.
A movie that's been on my watchlist for a very, very long time. Or maybe I watched it and just forgot everything except what you'd see in the trailer? Or maybe I just watched the first 20 minutes almost two decades ago and left it off? Mad Stuff, either way.
The Cars That Ate Paris (1974)
Some of the best movies I've watch this year, is about how fucking scary motor vehicles are. This one goes on that list.
Some of the best movies I've watch this year, is about how fucking scary motor vehicles are. This one goes on that list.
October 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The Cars That Ate Paris (1974)
Some of the best movies I've watch this year, is about how fucking scary motor vehicles are. This one goes on that list.
Some of the best movies I've watch this year, is about how fucking scary motor vehicles are. This one goes on that list.
Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980)
What a fucking ending, lmao
What a fucking ending, lmao
October 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Encounters of the Spooky Kind (1980)
What a fucking ending, lmao
What a fucking ending, lmao