boy i know yo ass ain’t still on bluesky 😭

Oh absolutely. He’s the type of guy to tell Lucas to do or get something himself but then when Lucas gets up to get it he’ll push Lucas down and do it

“David can you get me [insert thing]?”
“you’re a grown ass man do it yourself.”
His love language is insulting 100%

i love you for that

the images you chose they slowly get closer together istg they are my roman empire

darkwater shippers are odd.

omg literally who said that what. michael and lucas hardly even know each other 😭

And David can lift them both up at the same time

Alec and Shino meet through David all three are tired of him but they all love him anyways