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Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK.
Candidate in Staffordshire County Council election.
#UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati […]

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Currently experiencing mild regret after eating one of these last night...
#pickledonions #hothothot
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Day 10 of the Gin Advent Calendar: "Greater Than Gin" - a name either confident or delusional. Click through to find out which.

Glenn the mannequin is still here, now giving me unsolicited business coaching. And I round the tasting off with the questionable decision to eat a(nother - cos I […]
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December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Day 10 of the Gin Advent Calendar: "Greater Than Gin" - a name either confident or delusional. Click through to find out which.

Glenn the mannequin is still here, now giving me unsolicited business coaching. And I round the tasting off with the questionable decision to eat a(nother - cos I […]
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December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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After a brief, unplanned break from the Gin Advent Calendar, we're back and playing catch-up.

The latest sessions involved a modern classic, a gin that tasted suspiciously like a melted ice lolly, and the introduction of a new, rock-solid co-host that never takes a sick day.

Read all about the […]
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December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Yes, it might be nearly 2 am and I'm only just getting to bed, but at least I've caught up on all the tasks I need to do.
OK. I've also not caught up on ALL the tasks, but I have caught up on some.
Well, just the Gin Advent Calendar thing. At least I've caught up on the Gin Advent Calendar thing […]
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December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
After a brief, unplanned break from the Gin Advent Calendar, we're back and playing catch-up.

The latest sessions involved a modern classic, a gin that tasted suspiciously like a melted ice lolly, and the introduction of a new, rock-solid co-host that never takes a sick day.

Read all about the […]
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December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Imagine what we could do if we didn't have to keep making sure the Money is happy
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm not the Paul Taylor who, as a spinal surgeon at Mount Hospital in Perth, performed Australia's first surgery using an in-theatre CT scanner in October 2015.

https://www.scribd.com/doc/285268021/POST-Newspaper-for-17th-of-October-2015

#paultaylor
#notthispaultaylor
#notthepaultaylor
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Thank you to those who reached out last night. I'm feeling a little better this morning, and it's always an emotional fillip to know there are people who care.
MrsVark is still very broken, and I don't know how to help her. Whatever the answer is, it's going to take a while.
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Can't even....
Fuck....
Just fuck.
Fuck you Universe. Fuck you [deity]!
Fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck.
Just, what the fuck?
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Fucking torn in two.
Listening back to the (potentially) the first track I've created for the #aardhd project and feeling immense because it's everything I imagined and more.
But MrsVark went to a community choir tonight and found, for the first time, that #FND / #cfs hjas stolen her singing […]
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December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My #aardhd Binaural Beats Project #1 track is nearing completion, and I can't wait for people to hear it. I'm impatient to get it finished and out into the world.
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Arresting freedom!
At street art at 2nd Av - Houston St, F Line
In New York! 🇺🇸
Artist Unknown
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'm not the Paul Taylor who has worked with award-winning Worcestershire charity Stepway and spoke about the plight of ex-servicemen in their battle against loneliness on Good Morning Britain […]

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December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm not the Paul Taylor who is head of learning and organisational development at Alternative Futures Group (AFG), which operates an independent hospital in Bolton. AFG has been awarded the Princess Royal Training Award for its Welcome Induction Programme […]

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December 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Oooffffff... The Guardian, understandably, isn't holding back in its review of Lizz "Iceberg Lettuce" Truss's new YouTube show...
😆😀😀😀
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/dec/05/the-liz-truss-show-review-hapless-ravings-from-a-closet
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Whilst today's nasty cold is unwelcome, it does at least offer a possible explanation for why my fatigue has been so bad for the last three days.
Achieved almost nothing this weekend, apart from watching the F1 and the snooker.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Had one of those dreams last night that wasn't really a nightmare but was deeply unpleasant. Except, at several points I realised it was a dream, because it was doing the weird things that dreams do. So I woke myself up, albeit with some difficulty. Only to fall asleep again and rejoin the dream […]
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December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
It was a close run thing, because I like both players, but I think I came into this final wanting #juddtrump to win. But after that free ball shout, I now want #markselby to win.
#snooker
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
[F1 Spoiler]

Honestly, #maxverstappen has gone up in my estimation more in defeat than he ever did in success.
Outside of some of the shit he pulls when fighting for a corner, he now looks like a decent chap. Good on him.
#f1
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Wondering what the cheapest way to get to fly first/business class for a flight of decent length.
Seriously considering flying out somewhere on budget just to fly straight home on a stupidly swanky ticket.
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
[F1 Spoilers]

G'wan #lando!!!!
Yes, yes, yes.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
#charlesleclerc has been faster than #norris for the first 5 to 6 laps on each set of tyres. Then #lando gets the advantage. Barring any major drama, I don't think #lerclerc is a danger.
#f1 #abudhabigp
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
#lando #norris
#f1 #abudhabigp
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Why is the saying “you are what you eat”, when “nomnomnominative determinism” was right there?
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM