the99percent.bsky.social
@the99percent.bsky.social
... let them cook
July 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
He and Andrew Yang are going to waste monumental amounts of money backing a 4th place candidate in the Georgia Senate race
July 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have a dream, that tens of thousands of anonymous Internet users, and an uncountable number of bots, can continue bullying tech millionaires until they all kill themselves
May 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A man lost in the desert must take such water as he is offered
April 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Can they be shirtless? And sweaty? Can I see their bulging, veiny muscles straining under the yoke of the capitalist system. Oh yeah, seize my means of...

Wait what are we doing here?
April 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Man with a hard hat and reflective vest holding a hammer or other non-power tool.

Power tools, rolled up blueprints, and collared shirts are for the bourgeoisie.
April 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's going exactly as well as they expected, because they never intended to govern. The chaos and incompetence is a feature, not a bug.
April 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of bullying Elon Musk into self harm
April 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Even his flavor of anti-trans...ness? Was pretty tame for an 80 year old Catholic priest. It wasn't positive, but it was also significantly less vile than the mainstream Republican platform (as far as I can tell, I'm open to being educated)
April 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I recently learned that only Cardinals under the age of 80 get to participate in the Conclave to elect the next Pope.

Never thought I'd say, "Boy, the United States Congress could learn a thing or two from the Catholic Church"
April 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Give me the wokest Pope you can find. Like third day of a coke bender woke.

Also not a diddler. Can't stress that part enough.
April 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is about Jesus, btw
April 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Just take him. Just walk out of that building with him, get into the car, and drive to the airport. Fly back to the States. Dare someone to stop you.
April 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"But what about the issues?"

Candidate's account literally links you directly to a list of positions on various issues

"Yes, but that's not good enough for reasons"
April 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I have only one question:

Who is Jesse Singal?
April 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
That was actually the first bullet point on her résumé for AG
April 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
He literally got a bunch of people killed in Samoa because he pushed anti-vax bullshit and then a measles outbreak happened.
April 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You put some fucking respect on his role in "Shrinking"
April 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Kennedy men weren't meant to live this long. They have an expiration date, and this man is rotting like the Tupperware™ full of leftovers in the back of my fridge
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I knew the statistic was 40%, but I feel comfortable that the guy gleefully smashing a window with an axe probably doesn't have a healthy relationship with anger management
April 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Statistically speaking, there's about a 50/50 chance he beats his wife
April 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The man took an oath to defend the Constitution. Sometimes that means putting skin in the game.
April 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM