obama coming out be like: let me be queer

Religion is just the fan-fiction from before sonic existed

i used to take ashes from my moms ash tray and sprinkle them on my sandwich like pepper

The golf of america

Buying an American flag and not a Nazi flag is like buying Payday 2 without the DLC, you're missing half the content

Pro-choice and pro-free healthcare, call that shit free returns

Do you think JD vance goes to IKEAs and throws ones at the couches?