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This app feels like LinkedIn but without the HR Reps lurking around—yet everyone still speaks with caution as if their HR Rep is secretly listening…
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January 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
So, 40 has been fun so far! In the span of 5 months my peach fuzz mustache has been giving Tom Sellack vibes. 😏 Instead of scrolling TikTok this morning I learned how to use a Remington Men’s Face Trimmer on it. 😔
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January 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Dopamine is crashing spectacularly but I’ve gotten a sh!t ton done today—celebrating the tiny wins I guess. 🤷‍♀️

#tiktokban
a man holding a drum with the words " the last dopamine molecule that keeps me going " below him
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January 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Dopamine is crashing spectacularly but I’ve gotten a sh!t ton done today—celebrating the tiny wins I guess. 🤷‍♀️

#tiktokban
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January 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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End of an Era ahh post
Well it happened. While still functional, TikTok is only showing me the same 8-10 posts on a loop. This was the message I saw when I logged in.
January 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Feels like a good year to re-read The Handmaid's Tale & Brave New World 🌎
January 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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I’d even settle for a “If you start Wall Pilates now…” or even a “Sis; you had your fun over Christmas-in 2 weeks you’ll feel it, in 6 weeks you’ll see it…” post y’all. 😔
January 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Heyyyy…how y’all doin’

So? Do y’all use Hashtags here or nah? (TikTok ppl, pls tell me you hear this sound in your head RN! 🙏)
January 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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I’d pay top dollar to read thru a screenshot of TikTok comments RN #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee
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January 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I picked the absolute sh!tt!est time to reduce my alcohol consumption. BTW, do y’all cuss in here?
#tiktokrefugee #tiktokban #dryjanuary #alcoholconsumption #dopaminedeprived
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I picked the absolute sh!tt!est time to reduce my alcohol consumption. BTW, do y’all cuss in here?
#tiktokrefugee #tiktokban #dryjanuary #alcoholconsumption #dopaminedeprived
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’d pay top dollar to read thru a screenshot of TikTok comments RN #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee
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January 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Here come the Withdrawals

Got so desperate for a Dopamine hit last night that I started scrolling thru my InstaCart account. Stay safe, y’all 😔🤡🙏
January 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Heyyyy…how y’all doin’

So? Do y’all use Hashtags here or nah? (TikTok ppl, pls tell me you hear this sound in your head RN! 🙏)
January 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM

I’d even settle for a “If you start Wall Pilates now…” or even a “Sis; you had your fun over Christmas-in 2 weeks you’ll feel it, in 6 weeks you’ll see it…” post y’all. 😔
January 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
End of an Era ahh post
Well it happened. While still functional, TikTok is only showing me the same 8-10 posts on a loop. This was the message I saw when I logged in.
January 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM