It's like the people pitching this think "Placeholder" and "First Draft" are synonyms.

And really, the proof of how off base it is -- the author even notes that Pete Hegseth's Jerusalem Cross tattoo and Deus Vult affectation "probably" has nothing to do with Paradox games.

Of course it doesn't. The whole thesis is barking mad.

Fortnite, however, caused COVID.

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As I said before the game launched, "I'll take a mixed bag." But boy howdy is it a *mixed* bag.

Also one of, like, four cards balanced around Mana Burn existing.

And it was still disgusting *then!*

~It's beginning to look a lot like Fishmas~

Terminal Tig-Ol'-Bitties. D:

*Uhm-achtually-ing about that being a Dark Souls item description intensifies*

It's a very rude fight, if that's the fight I'm thinking of.

The psychic gimmicks are neat for puzzles but clumsy for combat.

Very fair, but at the same time, the main character is named something Bart would trick Moe into saying over the phone, and I feel like that doesn't get enough love.

I love how this line, which was in the trailer but cut from the movie, is The Snowman's *only* legacy.

That's why I'm holding out for the Neeko announcement swerve. Little lesbian freak economy is on the rise

And from the ears up.

Woolie the instant John tries to drag him into their self-imposed sadomasochistic ritual:

We *gotta* teach you how to flirt better.

It could be worse.

My kingdom for a Lifelink.