Apple Jax
@the2ndasothej.bsky.social
Recovered. Husband of @Evilution84. Dog Dad. Investment, Econ, Math, Stats Professional/Geek. Louisville Alum. Indiana Alum. Love dogs. Loathe dogma. #L1C4
Michigan’s safest front porch.
July 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Michigan’s safest front porch.
Well, that'll fix everything. It's going to be a long four years. Please, let it be only four years.
January 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Well, that'll fix everything. It's going to be a long four years. Please, let it be only four years.
Xanax. Please, if you love me, let it be Xanax.
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Xanax. Please, if you love me, let it be Xanax.
Buy, Mortimer! BUY!!!
December 6, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Buy, Mortimer! BUY!!!
My old ass hufflepuffing through the snow, whistle for the boys got me wheezing.
December 2, 2024 at 6:06 PM
My old ass hufflepuffing through the snow, whistle for the boys got me wheezing.
We are soooo back, baby. Go Cards! No divided loyalty here. Apologies to my grad school institution, but my heart belongs to my undergrad home.
November 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM
We are soooo back, baby. Go Cards! No divided loyalty here. Apologies to my grad school institution, but my heart belongs to my undergrad home.
I’m all for a pop on the snout as a healthy reminder of one’s manners.
November 12, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I’m all for a pop on the snout as a healthy reminder of one’s manners.
Stolen from the interwebs with zero credit to attribute. If your work, claim away! And be punk as fuck.
November 12, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Stolen from the interwebs with zero credit to attribute. If your work, claim away! And be punk as fuck.
You will find me descending on the lunatics.
October 30, 2023 at 4:14 PM
You will find me descending on the lunatics.
And there are a lot of leaves right now.
October 26, 2023 at 4:44 PM
And there are a lot of leaves right now.
Fall vibes from our Michigan farms
October 25, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Fall vibes from our Michigan farms
I’m coming for you Monday!
October 23, 2023 at 1:03 PM
I’m coming for you Monday!
William requests one snoot boop, please. One snoot boop, only.
October 10, 2023 at 3:38 PM
William requests one snoot boop, please. One snoot boop, only.
I am SOOO winning that sweater contest this year.
October 10, 2023 at 12:40 AM
I am SOOO winning that sweater contest this year.
Early, butthole so worthy!
October 5, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Early, butthole so worthy!
Excuse me, but what?!?
October 3, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Excuse me, but what?!?
Who could have known?!?
October 3, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Who could have known?!?
These are not the gheys you are looking for.
October 3, 2023 at 7:44 PM
These are not the gheys you are looking for.
Our William and Hamilton’s Mama won a snazzy new coat at the raffle/fundraiser yesterday. Isn’t she just the mostest beautiful and goodest mama to ever exist?
October 1, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Our William and Hamilton’s Mama won a snazzy new coat at the raffle/fundraiser yesterday. Isn’t she just the mostest beautiful and goodest mama to ever exist?
Oh boy, the patience…
September 23, 2023 at 11:11 AM
Oh boy, the patience…