And I'm absolutely including stuff like 'oh this food is so bland haha white people hate spices'. You are being ableist, stop it.

unless everybody in that family has IBS there's no excuse.

Everyone puts plastic bags inside other plastic bags, re-uses Country Crock or whatever plastic tubs to store leftovers, and puts the letter "S" on the end of store names!! Do you really think that only people in "American Region X" do those things??

Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.