ahhh the OTHER other alt...

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sweeeeeeeeet

Ratiorama?

right like you’re gonna get a real Norman Rockwell scene out of that 19 year old who wanted an abortion and her state won’t let her

I’ve got bad news for you about superficial white middle class liberal feminism.

Yes. Whether someone wants to sleep with you on a first date almost entirely comes down to whether they like you as a person!

If you suck it doesn't matter if you pay and if you're cool it doesn't matter if you split the bill. You can't lifehack your way out of forming chemistry.

just saying

I mean if Hegseth wants to nuke druglords at sea, we could stick this guy in a boat

literally their worst reporting is on gender

especially not if you claimed to buy dinner to be “nice”, then pitch an entitlement tantrum because the woman wasn’t “nice” in exchange

or marks them as possessions

I always split the tab because I don’t like having sex as an obligation

no-one here is denying the atrocities of North American colonialism. the point is that the Falklands War is not an example of that. and in trying to make it so, ignores what Spain did to the Indigenous of what is now Argentina

The only one I CAN is with my son, who’s primarily a tumblr lurker, but at least we can share in-jokes lol

If you don’t love me at my toad, you’ll never love me at my hole.

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