Matthew The13thBard (Writing Commissions Open!)
@the13thbard.bsky.social
I am a writer, a gamer, a reader, a movie and a show enjoyer, and also autistic. So basically I’m a nightmarish train wreck.
Also Jewish.
#writing #fanfiction #Fe3h
Check out my Kofi page! https://ko-fi.com/bard13
Also Jewish.
#writing #fanfiction #Fe3h
Check out my Kofi page! https://ko-fi.com/bard13
I want to see these two fight to the death in an Arby’s at 3:00 AM
October 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I want to see these two fight to the death in an Arby’s at 3:00 AM
“That man is going to MARRY us!”
October 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“That man is going to MARRY us!”
Playing Dark Souls 2 for the first time.
I’m stuck. Where do I find this
I’m stuck. Where do I find this
September 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Playing Dark Souls 2 for the first time.
I’m stuck. Where do I find this
I’m stuck. Where do I find this
This is how it feels making other people read your work knowing it’ll horrify them to no end.
August 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is how it feels making other people read your work knowing it’ll horrify them to no end.
Learning the names and etymologies of the Nordic frost giants has been a wild ride.
August 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Learning the names and etymologies of the Nordic frost giants has been a wild ride.
Play the funny Crab Souls game they said
It would be a chill experience they said
It would be a chill experience they said
August 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Play the funny Crab Souls game they said
It would be a chill experience they said
It would be a chill experience they said
(Repost because I forgot to spoiler the image)
They found a black spot in my lungs at urgent care, so my Deltarune brainrot knew what to do.
They found a black spot in my lungs at urgent care, so my Deltarune brainrot knew what to do.
July 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
(Repost because I forgot to spoiler the image)
They found a black spot in my lungs at urgent care, so my Deltarune brainrot knew what to do.
They found a black spot in my lungs at urgent care, so my Deltarune brainrot knew what to do.
Playing Death Road to Canada to live out my fantasy of leaving the U.S. and eating all the food in my Canadian friends’ houses.
June 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Playing Death Road to Canada to live out my fantasy of leaving the U.S. and eating all the food in my Canadian friends’ houses.
I was stacking wood on the farm and I made this pose at least twice.
June 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I was stacking wood on the farm and I made this pose at least twice.
Environments where your movements or actions can manipulate the terrain in some way, even cosmetically, will never not be mesmerizing to me. It’s like it adds a whole layer of immersion to the world, allowing you to tell a visual story.
Like here in RDR2. This is where I fell and broke my balls
Like here in RDR2. This is where I fell and broke my balls
June 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Environments where your movements or actions can manipulate the terrain in some way, even cosmetically, will never not be mesmerizing to me. It’s like it adds a whole layer of immersion to the world, allowing you to tell a visual story.
Like here in RDR2. This is where I fell and broke my balls
Like here in RDR2. This is where I fell and broke my balls
Matzah nachos.
Machos, you could say
Machos, you could say
April 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Matzah nachos.
Machos, you could say
Machos, you could say
#XenobladeX spoilers
The change in the field mechanics become really funny when you realize you can just go and obtain the blueprints for one of the superweapons early on.
The change in the field mechanics become really funny when you realize you can just go and obtain the blueprints for one of the superweapons early on.
April 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
#XenobladeX spoilers
The change in the field mechanics become really funny when you realize you can just go and obtain the blueprints for one of the superweapons early on.
The change in the field mechanics become really funny when you realize you can just go and obtain the blueprints for one of the superweapons early on.
This hits even better if you’ve been in that position before.
…Seriously, it’s unbelievable how good the first night feels
…Seriously, it’s unbelievable how good the first night feels
April 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This hits even better if you’ve been in that position before.
…Seriously, it’s unbelievable how good the first night feels
…Seriously, it’s unbelievable how good the first night feels
Feels amazing to finally be playing my favorite Xenoblade game again.
I took care of some irl things I was working on and was using this (and the next season of Sailor Moon) as a treat. I can finally lock in with both.
Nothing beats the unique monster theme in this game.
I took care of some irl things I was working on and was using this (and the next season of Sailor Moon) as a treat. I can finally lock in with both.
Nothing beats the unique monster theme in this game.
March 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Feels amazing to finally be playing my favorite Xenoblade game again.
I took care of some irl things I was working on and was using this (and the next season of Sailor Moon) as a treat. I can finally lock in with both.
Nothing beats the unique monster theme in this game.
I took care of some irl things I was working on and was using this (and the next season of Sailor Moon) as a treat. I can finally lock in with both.
Nothing beats the unique monster theme in this game.
I may just be tired but they are twins
March 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I may just be tired but they are twins
I started #XenobladeX and I immediately panicked under the pressure of creating a character and ended up with Bart Simpson
March 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I started #XenobladeX and I immediately panicked under the pressure of creating a character and ended up with Bart Simpson
Signalis! The game about lesbian robots where absolutely nothing bad and upsetting happens other than minor inconveniences.
March 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Signalis! The game about lesbian robots where absolutely nothing bad and upsetting happens other than minor inconveniences.
Castlevania Dracula lookin’ ass
March 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Castlevania Dracula lookin’ ass
I regret to inform everyone that I jumped and yelped irl at this
March 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I regret to inform everyone that I jumped and yelped irl at this
I have started Signalis
I’m sure the King in Yellow being here is totally random and means nothing.
I’m sure the King in Yellow being here is totally random and means nothing.
March 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have started Signalis
I’m sure the King in Yellow being here is totally random and means nothing.
I’m sure the King in Yellow being here is totally random and means nothing.
Nvm they’re no longer silly and want blood
February 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Nvm they’re no longer silly and want blood
The Darkest Dungeon DLC enemies are funny because despite them being some of the most threatening enemies in the game, they are all silly little guys/gals
February 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The Darkest Dungeon DLC enemies are funny because despite them being some of the most threatening enemies in the game, they are all silly little guys/gals
My friends trying to introduce me to their friends
February 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My friends trying to introduce me to their friends
February 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Reminder that Byleth is canonically a cat
February 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Reminder that Byleth is canonically a cat