An adorable little thing reached out on reddit. He was sweet, but naive. Leading with a list of kinks and a limited understanding of submission. Sometimes I give boys like this a little of my time just for fun. Here's my response to his bid to be my "pleasure toy".

Does it kill you that you'll never taste this? Dripping wet and not a drop for you.

Spent last night in Williamsburg drinking sweet shiraz and cumming until I screamed. How was your Sunday?

I want to see how you bruise. Will you show me?

Soft sheets and a soft whisper. How do you like to be fucked? Fast and rough or slow and sweet?

I've got you inside my playhouse. What are we doing? Pain, pleasure, or both?

I love being a touch me not. It drives people crazy. Not matter how much you want to take a bite, you'll never know this taste.