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the.seal.observer
henley 🌼
@the.seal.observer
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time is an illusion. lunchtime doubly so.

23 | any pronouns

film, tv, music, crochet, retro stuff

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the.seal.observer
I love clickbait so bad. like where else am I supposed to sit
screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail. the video is titled “8 airport secrets airlines use to trick passengers (fall 2025 update)”. The thumbnail is the inside of an airport gate and the text says “NEVER SIT AT THE GATE / big mistake!”
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the.seal.observer
and if I crochet these vests for myself then what
paul mccartney in the mid-late 1960s wearing a white shirt with a crochet granny square vest over it. he is holding a peace of paper and looking at the camera and he looks so pretty Paul McCartney in the late 1960s lounging on a green chair. He is wearing black pants and a blue shirt with a striped crochet vest over it
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
the.seal.observer
I can’t even make memes about this image being a character’s subplot in a sitcom anymore because this is my subplot every day of my life
SpongeBob in a spooky silent hill hallway looking terrified
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the.seal.observer
a man smiling and closing his eyes, the text says “smiling through it all! Can’t believe this my life”
October 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
the.seal.observer
finally canceled my spotify subscription
silhouette of a person in front of a sunset, they have their hands raised up and broke the handcuffs that were holding their hands together
October 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the.seal.observer
also life feels like this now that everyone is turning on a certain artist I always disliked
dolphins leaping into the air out of the water with sparkles and hearts and rainbows around them
October 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
the.seal.observer
how it felt walking into five below and asking if they had bobs burgers and south park blind boxes
dog in front of a school wearing a tshirt and shorts and a propeller hat holding a lollipop
September 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
the.seal.observer
buster’s subplot in every arrested development episode
SpongeBob in dark silent hill hallway looking terrified
September 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the.seal.observer
just got to this scene in my arrested development rewatch. he just like me fr
buster bluth from arrested development with his arms full of stuffed animals. he holds up a white seal and says “would a coward have this?”
September 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the.seal.observer
opened up safari to the google search I evidently made last night before posting this
screenshot of a google search: These are results for “which episode of sherlock has the drunk phone charged” Search instead for “which episode if shedlocj had fhe drunk phone charged”
September 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
the.seal.observer
yesss let me show my fav girlies
1 like = 1 male character I love, except male is crossed out and “women” is drawn on with hearts around it
August 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the.seal.observer
I need more crochet/fiber artist ppl to follow. check out this garlic I made #crochetsky #promosky
a little crochet garlic bulb sitting on a white shelf with a white background. his yarn is white and he has three green sprigs growing out of the top. he has two round black eyes and an embroidered smiley face
August 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the.seal.observer
stolen from the tl 😋 these look fun
August 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
the.seal.observer
I have been watching game of thrones nonstop since I woke up. I didn’t even brush my hair
Dennis reynolds from it’s always sunny in Philadelphia sitting under a blanket on the side of the road looking dead and exhausted
August 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
the.seal.observer
stole from levi 😋
August 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the.seal.observer
online vs irl 😛 but these are both me irl on some level

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a picrew drawing of a pale white person with curly blonde hair and bangs, a blue and white sweatshirt, and an angel halo. they are peeking around a tree in a blue forest and there are sparkles in the air around them. their eyes have stars in them and there is a speech bubble with a heart in it a picrew drawing of a blonde person with bangs and straight hair. they have round glasses and wear a white button up shirt with a grey sweater. they are in a tan room peeking around a door, and have a speech bubble with an exclamation point
August 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the.seal.observer
but in my defense, LOOK AT THEM
an assortment of crochet amigurumi vegetables with a white background. some of them are in a grey bag, while others are in a darker grey basket. each vegetable has two small black eyes and a smiley face, making the veggies look cute and comforting
August 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the.seal.observer
my mom asked why she’s not on my close friends story
joe Biden looking down and seeming upset. white text across the top of the screen reads “it’s joever”
July 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
the.seal.observer
I hate it here I just realized this is me
screenshot from @demicorpse on Twitter: mutual at age 15: friendly reminder that if you ship Lapis Lauzli/Jasper you're literally as bad as an actual abuser the same mutual at 25: been getting into yogurt lately
July 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the.seal.observer
made rice but I don’t have salt or pepper in my apartment so I had to salt it with an extra packet of soy sauce I had from last week’s chinese delivery
when you get paid biweekly: week one: surf and turf week two: ice soup
June 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the.seal.observer
a genius and a visionary. there will never be anyone else like you. rest in peace brian wilson :(
a black and white photo of the beach boys’ brian wilson sitting at a table writing something down. he is leaning on his arm and looking down a black and white photo of brian wilson of the beach boys
June 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the.seal.observer
finished secret lives of mormon wives
June 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I used to pray for times like this MEEK MILL "DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES (INTRO)"
May 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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stolen from billie
which mutual am I? pink: too popular to be following me purple: inactive but still cool orange: has about 50 opps red: kindest soul out there brown: tweets every thought that comes to mind teal: EVIL very evil and mean and evil /j peach: very cool artist how do you do it blue: has 2-3 iconic hit tweets green: 90% shitposting yellow: younger/older sibling mutual black: are you like okay genuinely white: ridiculously close mutual
May 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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serving aroace realness on the dating sim picrew 💯

picrew.me/ja/image_mak...
a pixelated art rendering of a person with long blonde hair and bangs. they are standing in front of a city subway stop. they are facing the viewer and there is a text box below them that says “Henley” and on the next line it says “maybe we could just stay friends.” the person is wearing a blue and white striped shirt with an aromantic and asexual pride pin on the front.
May 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM