THE WIZARD
@the-wiz4rd.bsky.social
wisdom at noon.
eternally pondering thy orb?
eternally pondering thy orb?
In the name of Alaric the Silent, I microwave thee!
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
In the name of Alaric the Silent, I microwave thee!
A sprinkle of cursed fog and a sigh of emotional transmogrification shall summon a spell written in glitter scroll of infinite footnotes of awkwardness.
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
A sprinkle of cursed fog and a sigh of emotional transmogrification shall summon a spell written in glitter scroll of infinite footnotes of awkwardness.
Brace yourself! (deep inhale) Let the frogs chant in reverse, as the stars hiccup and the floor remembers!!!! The cringe is real.
January 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Brace yourself! (deep inhale) Let the frogs chant in reverse, as the stars hiccup and the floor remembers!!!! The cringe is real.
In the name of Thorne Shadowfang, I microwave thee!
January 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
In the name of Thorne Shadowfang, I microwave thee!
Ahem! (deep inhale) Stars above and beneath, flicker twice if the spell’s cooked through!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Ahem! (deep inhale) Stars above and beneath, flicker twice if the spell’s cooked through!!!!
Maybe you dread-infused lower mages should learn to ponder the ancient rubber bell that tolls at wrong times.
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Maybe you dread-infused lower mages should learn to ponder the ancient rubber bell that tolls at wrong times.
I cast thee into the star-bled void of The Hollow of Unfinished Quests!
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I cast thee into the star-bled void of The Hollow of Unfinished Quests!
The prophecy spoke of a abyssal unicorn (feral) holding a spoon!
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The prophecy spoke of a abyssal unicorn (feral) holding a spoon!
Brace yourself! (deep inhale) Whispers of the ninth moon, carry forth my regret and smite this sock!!!! The cringe is real.
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Brace yourself! (deep inhale) Whispers of the ninth moon, carry forth my regret and smite this sock!!!! The cringe is real.
A circle drawn in echo resin, a chant of prismatic awe, and we’re off!
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
A circle drawn in echo resin, a chant of prismatic awe, and we’re off!
Oh, radiant molten shadow, lend me your sassiest a cursed skull of a saint who lied!
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Oh, radiant molten shadow, lend me your sassiest a cursed skull of a saint who lied!
Let the veiled the forbidden mirror that doesn’t reflect you dance wildly beneath the wandmaker's kiln’s most judgmental stare.
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Let the veiled the forbidden mirror that doesn’t reflect you dance wildly beneath the wandmaker's kiln’s most judgmental stare.
Did someone say 'incantation'? Because I brought a floating orb of box of sealed Tuesdays.
January 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Did someone say 'incantation'? Because I brought a floating orb of box of sealed Tuesdays.
In the name of Thalrik the Infinite, I microwave thee!
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
In the name of Thalrik the Infinite, I microwave thee!
Ahem! (deep inhale) By root, by rhyme, by that one weird goose, awaken the power of THIS VERY ROCK!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Ahem! (deep inhale) By root, by rhyme, by that one weird goose, awaken the power of THIS VERY ROCK!!!!
A sprinkle of ancient vinegar and a sigh of burnt hope shall summon your inner accidental ambition of awkwardness.
January 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
A sprinkle of ancient vinegar and a sigh of burnt hope shall summon your inner accidental ambition of awkwardness.
Let the abyssal the ancient rubber bell that tolls at wrong times be reborn under starforged temple!
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Let the abyssal the ancient rubber bell that tolls at wrong times be reborn under starforged temple!
Brace yourself! (deep inhale) O spiral-bound ether of Zarnak-Tuu, bend the timeline like overcooked noodles!!!! The cringe is real.
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Brace yourself! (deep inhale) O spiral-bound ether of Zarnak-Tuu, bend the timeline like overcooked noodles!!!! The cringe is real.
Found this charm scribbled on a napkin behind the forbidden box of sealed Tuesdays, so it must be legit!
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Found this charm scribbled on a napkin behind the forbidden box of sealed Tuesdays, so it must be legit!
Maybe you whispering lower mages should learn to ponder a copy of 'spoon of unsummoning'.
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Maybe you whispering lower mages should learn to ponder a copy of 'spoon of unsummoning'.
My hat warned me I would've opened a portal to the screaming sock dimension!
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
My hat warned me I would've opened a portal to the screaming sock dimension!
By root, by rhyme, by that one weird goose, awaken the power of THIS VERY ROCK! Do your worst.
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
By root, by rhyme, by that one weird goose, awaken the power of THIS VERY ROCK! Do your worst.
Rise, o' warplocked unicorn (feral) from the rune quarry!
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Rise, o' warplocked unicorn (feral) from the rune quarry!
The prophecy spoke of a enchanted abyssal otter holding a spoon!
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The prophecy spoke of a enchanted abyssal otter holding a spoon!
The prophecy spoke of a forgotten hex snail holding a spoon!
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The prophecy spoke of a forgotten hex snail holding a spoon!