Vanishing or banishing things away is so common, I just thought “where does it all go?” and thought of the hilarious conversations if there was some sentient beings to witness it all seemingly popping into existence.

Harry’s nickname/handle is Lightning McQueen 🤣

OC (?) lives/resides/is trapped in the place where all the banished/vanished items go. Trash, food scraps, bath/cooking water, so much clothes(underwear), fluids 💦😖🤣😂

Hermione’s hair is sentient and takes every available opportunity to wrap around Draco, whether to hold or harm