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Is this a joke?
DO IT
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If you store them vertical instead of horizontal (I assume) you can vacuum seal them and put them in like books and then when they inevitably inflate again they'll ugh I had a joke here but I've already forgotten it. They'll make your closet bigger by spreading the walls with the pressure idk.
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Right? Never even miiiiiind that I'm draining my 401k so like what am I gonna do when I'm 70 and no one will hire me because I'm old?? I'm gonna be eating cat food.
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
loooooooooooooooooool oh my god
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
ftr right now it's $100/mo which is. Much less.
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
cackling irl
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am so fucking stressed about this and there is nothing I can do which usually makes the stress go away because there's, yanno, no point in it if I can't change things but this time it is *not* going away.
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Genuinely loling because it's truuuuuuuuuuue
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my god CEREMONY *what*
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
LOL ARE YOU SERIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS these are deeply unserious people
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This brought to you by considering getting a pizza.
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Also this part of Quebec looks like a gerrymandered district that shoulda belonged to New Brunswick lmao
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Man Maine really fucks y'all from a straight shot to the ocean, huh?
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Yeah well

well

smart tbh :(
December 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ok fine i didn't know how to figure out how you'd get to the ocean IN canada so [your house] to Buffalo to Boston seemed a better estimate >:(
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
LOOK
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I wonder what sort of weaving yarn there is hmmmm
December 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oh right I wanted a treadle sewing machine.
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
UNEMPLOYED pls tell me more I am DYING of curiosity. THEY'RE FONTS. HOW????
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I'm sorry, the woke font debate???
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Also, genuinely, I think the water temps are like the air temps? Like how people from Florida come up here and are like "it's only 70 degrees we're going to freeze to death" which, tbh, I find as funny (very) as they find me going there and being like "It's 80 degrees I'm gonna die of heat stroke"
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM