@the-vulture.bsky.social
STOP THE DRY HUMPING THE CAT JUST SHIT AND IT SMELLS BAD
July 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
STOP THE DRY HUMPING THE CAT JUST SHIT AND IT SMELLS BAD
it's really the little things
July 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
it's really the little things
I am generally pro vegan
but one time a vegan suggested I was taking away my dogs autonomy by putting a muzzle on him during walks bc he would eat anything off the ground, resulting in me having to pry his jaw open and pull it out
but one time a vegan suggested I was taking away my dogs autonomy by putting a muzzle on him during walks bc he would eat anything off the ground, resulting in me having to pry his jaw open and pull it out
July 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I am generally pro vegan
but one time a vegan suggested I was taking away my dogs autonomy by putting a muzzle on him during walks bc he would eat anything off the ground, resulting in me having to pry his jaw open and pull it out
but one time a vegan suggested I was taking away my dogs autonomy by putting a muzzle on him during walks bc he would eat anything off the ground, resulting in me having to pry his jaw open and pull it out
fuck this facist ass country
July 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
fuck this facist ass country
making my boyfriend smile all bashfully when I compliment him feels like drugs to me
May 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
making my boyfriend smile all bashfully when I compliment him feels like drugs to me
no voicemails!
May 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
no voicemails!
everyone that knew us both always comes to me with the same opinion of you
it's simultaneously funny and sad
it's simultaneously funny and sad
May 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
everyone that knew us both always comes to me with the same opinion of you
it's simultaneously funny and sad
it's simultaneously funny and sad
I fucking hate it here
October 30, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I fucking hate it here
I'm scared that I'll never get to fulfill my poly dreams of being a middle spoon and getting kissed on both cheeks
October 22, 2024 at 8:10 AM
I'm scared that I'll never get to fulfill my poly dreams of being a middle spoon and getting kissed on both cheeks
I miss cuddle puddles
October 22, 2024 at 8:09 AM
I miss cuddle puddles
I love American Idiocracy
October 20, 2024 at 9:30 AM
I love American Idiocracy
it's honestly horrifying how many ppl I know with children or that are pregnant who do not understand their own anatomy
October 20, 2024 at 9:29 AM
it's honestly horrifying how many ppl I know with children or that are pregnant who do not understand their own anatomy
tried taking borealis pics but I don't have enough megapixels to hear anything more complex than American football
October 11, 2024 at 8:36 AM
tried taking borealis pics but I don't have enough megapixels to hear anything more complex than American football
16 years later I blu my first esky
October 11, 2024 at 7:44 AM
16 years later I blu my first esky
men are mid at best
October 11, 2024 at 7:44 AM
men are mid at best