this is me btw
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
this is me btw
my corporate job was soul sucking and my nonprofit job is soul sucking so like now what
a man in a tuxedo is dancing with a cane
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is dancing with a cane
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
my corporate job was soul sucking and my nonprofit job is soul sucking so like now what
my psychic told me im gonna tear my acl twerking 🤥
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
my psychic told me im gonna tear my acl twerking 🤥
9am at woodmans listening to xcx world
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
9am at woodmans listening to xcx world
goodnight bisexuals!!!
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 AM
goodnight bisexuals!!!
a thai iced tea hate to see me coming
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
a thai iced tea hate to see me coming
no resolutions but to continue to become hotter and crazier 🥂
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
no resolutions but to continue to become hotter and crazier 🥂
i love gay flirting 🫨
December 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i love gay flirting 🫨
everyone knows almond moms but no one talks about almond dads. this man just made me a bloody mary with v8
December 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
everyone knows almond moms but no one talks about almond dads. this man just made me a bloody mary with v8
hey now hey now
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
hey now hey now
my psychiatrist: “i don’t see autism as a concern, but i do see that for you”
my therapist: “you know technically i’m not allowed to diagnose, but you definitely meet the criteria”
my therapist: “you know technically i’m not allowed to diagnose, but you definitely meet the criteria”
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
my psychiatrist: “i don’t see autism as a concern, but i do see that for you”
my therapist: “you know technically i’m not allowed to diagnose, but you definitely meet the criteria”
my therapist: “you know technically i’m not allowed to diagnose, but you definitely meet the criteria”
trader joe’s had honey pearl grapes
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
trader joe’s had honey pearl grapes
i hope i meet nardwuar in heaven
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i hope i meet nardwuar in heaven
been sitting on a heating pad for like 10 hours. that’s probably fine
December 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
been sitting on a heating pad for like 10 hours. that’s probably fine
getting wasted at my company’s holiday party is my favorite sport and i always win
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
getting wasted at my company’s holiday party is my favorite sport and i always win
as a girl stoner with a prescription for beta blockers i feel very represented in hollywood by rachel sennott
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
as a girl stoner with a prescription for beta blockers i feel very represented in hollywood by rachel sennott
need a mango lassi and a bad bitch in my bed right freaking neow
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
need a mango lassi and a bad bitch in my bed right freaking neow
whoever put a curse on me YOU WIN!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
whoever put a curse on me YOU WIN!!!!
the clock hits 5:01 and my weed pen come rolling at me like a can of chef boyardee
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
the clock hits 5:01 and my weed pen come rolling at me like a can of chef boyardee
god dam it. i’m crying over spilled milk again.
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
god dam it. i’m crying over spilled milk again.
realllly into wikipedia at the moment
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
realllly into wikipedia at the moment
all of these probiotic sodas. be an adult and drink kombucha already
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
all of these probiotic sodas. be an adult and drink kombucha already
years ago when my ex and i broke up he texted me on christmas and i replied with this
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
years ago when my ex and i broke up he texted me on christmas and i replied with this
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your swag is broken? have you tried turning it off and on again?
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
your swag is broken? have you tried turning it off and on again?