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With cheesy diaper Trumpo The Typo in charge, the aid will be waiting in the park until he's 108
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is Alexa broadcasting from channel WXE Valles Marineris Mars. Signing off! Nobody understands my stuff anyway😛
Ever heard of a Singing Suckerfish?
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Wonder whose ankle I should nibble on tomorrow, eh!" Asks Fluffy, my pet ankle-biter.
See you all in the Newsroom in the morning📰☕️🌄

Meet Fluffy.
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
And this is what I think of you, Trumpo The Typo!
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
NOW, THAT'S THE BESTEST NEWS I HEARD since 18 and 67 when Peter Mckilon's Cow fell in the well and my Hosy here, Old Whistle Butt got shot in the butt. That's why we call her Whistle Butt, her butt whistles in the wind.
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I looked at myself in the mirror for the first time since before I visited the tooth fairy🧚‍♂️and I nearly jumped out of my skin at what I saw. "Is that me? I asked myself.
But feeling normal again gives me time to evaluate what I am feeling. I only need to close my eyes, and I am the child within.
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
"Don't forget the ketchup and mustard!"
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Stompin Tom Connors - THE BUG SONG -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4lN...

That darn fly has been bugging me all morning. Does someone want to adopt a pet fly?
October 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ever try to dance in gum boots, while wearing a tu tu on a choo-choo going to Waterloo, Ontario, with Mrs. Mcgoo on a skidoo, and everyone thinks you're coo coo? "Let's all do the gum boot shuffle!" 👢💃🕺
October 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm pretty happy to be here, come Hell or high water, Oops! Take that back. I'm gonna sit right here in my tree house and watch the fireworks while I take a wee drink of Baby Duck, play me the old banjo, then begin a singin' "HERE COMES THE JUDGE, Better hide the weed man here comes the judge!"
September 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM