Güber
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Güber
@the-silliest-guber.bsky.social
24, miniture painter, terrible author, poor decision maker.

Partner of @rezduck.bsky.social
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I don't wanna work tonight... am eepy....
January 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Did I just buy the #500Worlds campaign books? Yes.

Will I play the 500 Worlds campaign? Probably not.

Will they look great on my bookshelf and hobby space. Absolutely.

Will it fuel my #warhammer addiction further. 100%
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
So... the scones are a bit big....
January 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This is the 3rd week my paycheck has been late. I sware to god I'm doing to.... [my lawyer has advised I do not put anything in writing]
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just finished #zootopia . NGL I ship the snake and cat man.
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Heading in to watch #zootopia 2 with my boyfriend.
December 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ah yes, lore accurate #Tyranid army.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The new Vetrix Honorguard kit for #warhammer40k is amazing. I haven't started building yet but from a look at the sprue and instructions there are no "stupid" connections, and there are a total of 13 possible "unique" poses. There are also 8 different heat options including 6 of the eagle helmets.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The issue with being an adult is sometimes I just wanna go #uwu mode and be a silly little guy, but unfortunately I have responsibilities. So I have to be a #silly little #uwu bean well also being a functioning adult. All this is to say I am 🧚🏽‍♂️ mentally ill 🧚🏽‍♂️.
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Finally getting around to painting my #deathwatch #killteam. Its just the base coat at this point but its a start, haven't been able to paint anything for almost two months at this point and my pile of shame has umm..... yeah.

#warhammer #warhammer40k
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Me when, me when, when me, I, when
#admech #warhammer #meme #protogen
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Excessive force. PERIOD!

They called them “violent mobs,” but the violence came from the guys with badges and body armor.

📌 Keep sharing videos, everyone, because they’re evidence.
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I left me earbuds at home..... I now have to work an 8 hour shift with no music/audiobook/podcast....

This may not sound that bad but I work #overnights stocking shelves. It will be 8 hours of dead silence eccept for the sound of cans clinking on metal shelving and my feet tapping linoleum tile.
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I DON'T NEED MORE YOUTUBER MERCH I DON'T NEED MMORE YOUTUBER MERCH I DON'T NEED MORE YOUTUBER MERCH!

#Wendigoon #creepcast
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Blessed be the the Machine God. Now get the sacred oils.

#warhammer
#meme
#Admech
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The FUCKING vending machine at work took my FUCKING DOLLAR then my skittles got STUCK. So I put in another FUCKING DOLLAR and did another skittles and GUESS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN?!
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Ok, looks like I'm doing an oldie but a goody, Stolen Tongues.
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There is nothing worse than buying an audio book thinking "huh this looks neat and gay," then finding out half a chapter in its AI generated.
October 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My favorite thing about #Gmod and #TTT is that you will meet some of the most homophobic 12 year old in the world, who will then cry on the discord when the longtime gay user gets them perma banned.
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If i don't buy all the Ultramarine releases this weekend, the voices will demand blood.
#warhammer #warhammer40k #wargameing
October 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Am I really going to walk 30 minutes to get macdonalds in the year of our Lord 2025.

Yes, yes I am.
October 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Birb.
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
"Keep leftist politics out of #warhammer"

Literal first eddition warhammer fantasy.
October 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Oh wow, I'm so shocked Israel is immediately breaking the ceasefire by sending in teams to re arrest all the people they released as part of the deal. This certainly won't result in the War kicking back off after *checks notes* less then 72 hours.
October 15, 2025 at 10:00 AM