Aquarius
@the-real-maccoy27.bsky.social
I am so sleepy. I'm just saying stuff.
Fun facts: leave me alone for three hours while I'm conscious and when you return I will have a poorly written but very detailed analysis of gender in a children's movie franchise.
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Fun facts: leave me alone for three hours while I'm conscious and when you return I will have a poorly written but very detailed analysis of gender in a children's movie franchise.
Double, bubble, dancing queen, moonbeam, ice cream, dynamite with a laser beam, Russia's greatest love machine
September 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Double, bubble, dancing queen, moonbeam, ice cream, dynamite with a laser beam, Russia's greatest love machine
Didn't expect to get gutted by fucking Connan Gray at 8 am on a Monday, but I guess we need to keep on truckin.
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Didn't expect to get gutted by fucking Connan Gray at 8 am on a Monday, but I guess we need to keep on truckin.
I just learned about sliced mayonnaise and had a PTSD-like reaction.
July 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I just learned about sliced mayonnaise and had a PTSD-like reaction.
Being complimented by women is so nice and makes me feel so pretty, and I always try to find a way to compliment them back. Getting complimented by men makes me want to scream and rip my skin off violently with a cheese grater.
July 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Being complimented by women is so nice and makes me feel so pretty, and I always try to find a way to compliment them back. Getting complimented by men makes me want to scream and rip my skin off violently with a cheese grater.
officially hit the age that you find out that your exes are getting engaged, married, or are having kids. i dont like this.
July 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
officially hit the age that you find out that your exes are getting engaged, married, or are having kids. i dont like this.
It's 90 degrees.
God forbid a teenage girl dresses like a teenage girl.
God forbid a teenage girl dresses like a teenage girl.
June 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's 90 degrees.
God forbid a teenage girl dresses like a teenage girl.
God forbid a teenage girl dresses like a teenage girl.
My life is crumbling around me.✌️
May 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My life is crumbling around me.✌️
Does anyone else make a friend-hit-list? Like, i see random people, and I'm like, target acquired. And then I just keep doing things until they become my friend or I deem them not friend-worthy.
April 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Does anyone else make a friend-hit-list? Like, i see random people, and I'm like, target acquired. And then I just keep doing things until they become my friend or I deem them not friend-worthy.
What if I just throw myself onto the nearest piece of furniture and sob until a nonproblematic man shows up and takes me away to a far away kingdom, where I don't know anyone and I don't have to work anymore? Or what if I run away, start a cult, and make crafts and dance in the moonlight? What if?
March 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What if I just throw myself onto the nearest piece of furniture and sob until a nonproblematic man shows up and takes me away to a far away kingdom, where I don't know anyone and I don't have to work anymore? Or what if I run away, start a cult, and make crafts and dance in the moonlight? What if?
Dude, stop pretending you are the only one who gets it and that you care how I'm feeling. You're literally invalidating my feelings and causing me to spiral, then pretending it's someone else's fault. Back off, or I'll bite you. Jk.
March 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dude, stop pretending you are the only one who gets it and that you care how I'm feeling. You're literally invalidating my feelings and causing me to spiral, then pretending it's someone else's fault. Back off, or I'll bite you. Jk.
Do yall have that show that really sucks but you can tell it was LOVED? It's not good, but you see all the little details and know the creators were rubbing their little hands together, hoping SOMEONE would notice, and you're rubbing your little hands together because YOU notice it. It's wonderful.
March 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Do yall have that show that really sucks but you can tell it was LOVED? It's not good, but you see all the little details and know the creators were rubbing their little hands together, hoping SOMEONE would notice, and you're rubbing your little hands together because YOU notice it. It's wonderful.
Ur gay. Or not. Are you? Whatever.
February 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ur gay. Or not. Are you? Whatever.
I'm making myself a warning label.
January 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm making myself a warning label.
I laugh too hard my throat gets sore and now I'm sounding like I'm 1 month on t.
January 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I laugh too hard my throat gets sore and now I'm sounding like I'm 1 month on t.
Yall know you need to sleep when you starting thinking too hard about how that person that you're mad at is someone's baby. Not romantically, paternally. That's someone's baby. Anyway, time to go to sleep
January 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Yall know you need to sleep when you starting thinking too hard about how that person that you're mad at is someone's baby. Not romantically, paternally. That's someone's baby. Anyway, time to go to sleep
I wanna ride a motorcycle. I wish to go vroom. However, I have neither the funds, nor the skills, nor the geographical location for one to be practical. Woe is me.
December 27, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I wanna ride a motorcycle. I wish to go vroom. However, I have neither the funds, nor the skills, nor the geographical location for one to be practical. Woe is me.
How many times must I actively and visibly avoid you before you get the hint and leave me alone? I don't care that you got me a Christmas present. I don't want it. Go away.
December 23, 2024 at 2:19 PM
How many times must I actively and visibly avoid you before you get the hint and leave me alone? I don't care that you got me a Christmas present. I don't want it. Go away.
Where is my joy? What is this sorrow? How much longer must I suffer? I am a gentleman, awaiting the day my life has purpose. I am a lady fair, yearning for a love they have never known. My very existence pains me. When shall this ailment end?
In other news, I'm getting my meds changed.
In other news, I'm getting my meds changed.
December 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Where is my joy? What is this sorrow? How much longer must I suffer? I am a gentleman, awaiting the day my life has purpose. I am a lady fair, yearning for a love they have never known. My very existence pains me. When shall this ailment end?
In other news, I'm getting my meds changed.
In other news, I'm getting my meds changed.
I want to draw but I cannot draw. Every ounce of my being wishes to create are however my skills are that of a seven year old. And ABSTRACT SUCKS.
Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
December 8, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I want to draw but I cannot draw. Every ounce of my being wishes to create are however my skills are that of a seven year old. And ABSTRACT SUCKS.
Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
Fuck Baja Blast. I drank one, didn't work. I've bajaed my last.
December 2, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Fuck Baja Blast. I drank one, didn't work. I've bajaed my last.
Love when that friend you barely like as a friend starts acting like they want to be more than just friends. Dude, back the fuck up
November 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Love when that friend you barely like as a friend starts acting like they want to be more than just friends. Dude, back the fuck up
Wtf is a normal breakup? How do yall do that? You're just like "meh," then move on?
November 18, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Wtf is a normal breakup? How do yall do that? You're just like "meh," then move on?
Why must my past follow me? Can someone take that bitch out?
November 12, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Why must my past follow me? Can someone take that bitch out?
I just accidentally dropped a cat. They do not always land on their feet.
November 8, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I just accidentally dropped a cat. They do not always land on their feet.