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Haiku about quiet

Inner monologue
Has verbal diarrhoea
Need peace and quiet

#haiku #poem #dailyhaiku #peace
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Haiku about oil tankers

FOR SALE, Oil tanker
Slightly used, largest ever.
Venezuela flag.

#dailyhaiku #haiku #trump #oiltanker #Venezuela
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Haiku about Eurovision

I just want to sing
Eurovision is the king
Genocide Dub Step

#haiku #eurovision #dubstep #dailyhaiku
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Haiku About Somalians

HATE Somalians
They recommended SHIT wine.
They don't make the stuff.

#haiku #poem #trump #dailyhaiku
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Haiku about Ukraine

Capitulation,
Just give Putin EVERYTHING.
I'm the BEST at peace.

#haiku #poem #trump #ukraine #russia
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Haiku about Blowing

I did not inhale,
BJ Bubba is fake news
I only blow drug boats!

#haiku #poem #trump #epsteinfiles #bubba
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Haiku about Royalty

Andrew Mountbatten
Formally known as the Prince
Well that's a step down.

#haiku #poem #prince #epsteinfiles
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Haiku about shutdown

Best shutdown ever
Longest of all presidents
I'm so wonderful

#haiku #poem #trump #SNAP #Shutdown
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Haiku about SNAP

So you are hungry
SNAP gone in blink of an eye
New ballroom open soon.

#haiku #poem #trump #SNAP #Shut
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Haiku about Paracetamol

Paracetamol.
Trump says it will fuck you up.
Unintelligent!

#haiku #poem #trump #paracetamol
September 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Haiku about Birthdays

It is my BIRTHDAY,
You must all parade for ME,
My tanks are the BEST!

#Trump #parade #dictator
June 14, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Haiku about Tariffs

The art of the deal
Tariffs came and tariffs went
Evaporated.

#haiku #poem #trump #tarrifs
May 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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#pope #trump #conclave
Trump stood outside the Sistine Chapel vowing to make PayPal great again
April 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Some say resurrection
Others, Necromancy.
Whatever your flavour,
By God it was fancy.

#easter #eastermonday
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Roses are red,
The sky is blue.
If you don't want to end up in a prison in El Salvador,
Keep your identity papers with you.

#deportation #citizenship #ICE #PSA
April 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM