The Pizza Dude
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My god you're so close but so very very far away.
You realise what you just said?
Infrastructure spending on public assets & government employment is necessary to keep capitalism functional. YES! IT IS! YOU ARE CORRECT!
So keep cutting schools and hospitals and public transport and etc because DUH.
You realise what you just said?
Infrastructure spending on public assets & government employment is necessary to keep capitalism functional. YES! IT IS! YOU ARE CORRECT!
So keep cutting schools and hospitals and public transport and etc because DUH.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My god you're so close but so very very far away.
You realise what you just said?
Infrastructure spending on public assets & government employment is necessary to keep capitalism functional. YES! IT IS! YOU ARE CORRECT!
So keep cutting schools and hospitals and public transport and etc because DUH.
You realise what you just said?
Infrastructure spending on public assets & government employment is necessary to keep capitalism functional. YES! IT IS! YOU ARE CORRECT!
So keep cutting schools and hospitals and public transport and etc because DUH.
By the Aegean Sea!
In 334 BC
Was born a son
To Philip of Maaaacedoonnn
In 334 BC
Was born a son
To Philip of Maaaacedoonnn
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
By the Aegean Sea!
In 334 BC
Was born a son
To Philip of Maaaacedoonnn
In 334 BC
Was born a son
To Philip of Maaaacedoonnn
Possibly. I'm not from USA so I only care in as much as it's a compelling train-wreck ...
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Possibly. I'm not from USA so I only care in as much as it's a compelling train-wreck ...
Ants have cultures.
Bees have language.
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what's your point, Vanessa?
Bees have language.
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what's your point, Vanessa?
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ants have cultures.
Bees have language.
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what's your point, Vanessa?
Bees have language.
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what's your point, Vanessa?
When I have leftover pizza dough .. this happens:
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When I have leftover pizza dough .. this happens:
The future of public transport is now and always has been - public transport. Techturds can scream and howl and demand everyone kneel to their code ... But humans need to go places and incompetent crash taxis aren't how we'll do it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The future of public transport is now and always has been - public transport. Techturds can scream and howl and demand everyone kneel to their code ... But humans need to go places and incompetent crash taxis aren't how we'll do it.
That's a big ol 10-4 good buddy .
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They didn't bother
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They didn't bother
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
That's a big ol 10-4 good buddy .
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They didn't bother
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They didn't bother
Dear husband
She's made your suffering all about her (dare I say "again" -?)
I pray your next wife is not a narcissist.
She's made your suffering all about her (dare I say "again" -?)
I pray your next wife is not a narcissist.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Dear husband
She's made your suffering all about her (dare I say "again" -?)
I pray your next wife is not a narcissist.
She's made your suffering all about her (dare I say "again" -?)
I pray your next wife is not a narcissist.
I mean... We not only knew who Guccifer was - they had photos of his log-in!
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I mean... We not only knew who Guccifer was - they had photos of his log-in!
Nah the troll farms never used networks because this is the first time the 'location' has ever been included.. and now magically it isn't included any more ..
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Nah the troll farms never used networks because this is the first time the 'location' has ever been included.. and now magically it isn't included any more ..
Um.. VPNs exist now. It won't take a couple of days.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Um.. VPNs exist now. It won't take a couple of days.
At one of the shops, chicken and pork with jalapenos was "the Camo" ...
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
At one of the shops, chicken and pork with jalapenos was "the Camo" ...
Lots of Vietnamese migrated to Melbourne 30-40 years ago ... I loved walking in to the local Vietnamese bread shop, the 100-year-old grandma barks "what you want?!" .. and I just say EVERYTHING... Ha! All the meat! All the veggies! All the sauce! Stuff it in a bread and give it to me!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Lots of Vietnamese migrated to Melbourne 30-40 years ago ... I loved walking in to the local Vietnamese bread shop, the 100-year-old grandma barks "what you want?!" .. and I just say EVERYTHING... Ha! All the meat! All the veggies! All the sauce! Stuff it in a bread and give it to me!!!
This stupid fucking nappy wearing, cankle swelling, orange face painting, plastic heading, incontinent, impotent, ignorant rapist paedophile thinks the entire world will choke down his emperor fantasy.
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Newsflash - #fucktrump
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Newsflash - #fucktrump
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This stupid fucking nappy wearing, cankle swelling, orange face painting, plastic heading, incontinent, impotent, ignorant rapist paedophile thinks the entire world will choke down his emperor fantasy.
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Newsflash - #fucktrump
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Newsflash - #fucktrump
Music is life brother ... After all humans are dead, this universe will still sing.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Music is life brother ... After all humans are dead, this universe will still sing.
Songs that send me right back to the weight room .. paradise city .. run to the hills .. she sells sanctuary.. king of the mountain.. one .. bring the noise (anthrax version) .. fun times
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Songs that send me right back to the weight room .. paradise city .. run to the hills .. she sells sanctuary.. king of the mountain.. one .. bring the noise (anthrax version) .. fun times
(dont say the joke about Phar Phlung .. dont say the joke about Phar Phlung.. dont say..)
Whaddya call a chinese sailor in Morocco?
Phar Phlung
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Dammit!!!!
Whaddya call a chinese sailor in Morocco?
Phar Phlung
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Dammit!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
(dont say the joke about Phar Phlung .. dont say the joke about Phar Phlung.. dont say..)
Whaddya call a chinese sailor in Morocco?
Phar Phlung
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Dammit!!!!
Whaddya call a chinese sailor in Morocco?
Phar Phlung
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Dammit!!!!
Ok.. I'm not from USA (yaaay! That means I win!)
..and I don't get all USA news (another win! 2-for-2!!)
.. but axios being trumptard putin magat is something I had missed - ?
..and I don't get all USA news (another win! 2-for-2!!)
.. but axios being trumptard putin magat is something I had missed - ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Ok.. I'm not from USA (yaaay! That means I win!)
..and I don't get all USA news (another win! 2-for-2!!)
.. but axios being trumptard putin magat is something I had missed - ?
..and I don't get all USA news (another win! 2-for-2!!)
.. but axios being trumptard putin magat is something I had missed - ?
SOOOOOO UNDERRATED!!!!
Their publicist did them no favours by making them dance in lycra ... This is a black studded leather punch in the face .. Vernon Reid is as hard as an coffin fookin nail ...
Their publicist did them no favours by making them dance in lycra ... This is a black studded leather punch in the face .. Vernon Reid is as hard as an coffin fookin nail ...
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
SOOOOOO UNDERRATED!!!!
Their publicist did them no favours by making them dance in lycra ... This is a black studded leather punch in the face .. Vernon Reid is as hard as an coffin fookin nail ...
Their publicist did them no favours by making them dance in lycra ... This is a black studded leather punch in the face .. Vernon Reid is as hard as an coffin fookin nail ...
They do not have the consistency or the flavour of oysters.
Imagine taking a spoonful of creamy butter that tastes like the ocean.
That's the best "taste like" I can think of, but in reality it's even better than that.
But they have to be alive. Urchins go bad within 24hrs
Imagine taking a spoonful of creamy butter that tastes like the ocean.
That's the best "taste like" I can think of, but in reality it's even better than that.
But they have to be alive. Urchins go bad within 24hrs
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
They do not have the consistency or the flavour of oysters.
Imagine taking a spoonful of creamy butter that tastes like the ocean.
That's the best "taste like" I can think of, but in reality it's even better than that.
But they have to be alive. Urchins go bad within 24hrs
Imagine taking a spoonful of creamy butter that tastes like the ocean.
That's the best "taste like" I can think of, but in reality it's even better than that.
But they have to be alive. Urchins go bad within 24hrs
They're goddamn delicious but you have to eat them raw like oysters.. urchin is alive, urchin is spooned into your face .. your face smiles.
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
They're goddamn delicious but you have to eat them raw like oysters.. urchin is alive, urchin is spooned into your face .. your face smiles.
Niiiiiice ... Nice nice nice.
My next axe is a Gretsch Falcon - white, of course.
My next axe is a Gretsch Falcon - white, of course.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Niiiiiice ... Nice nice nice.
My next axe is a Gretsch Falcon - white, of course.
My next axe is a Gretsch Falcon - white, of course.