Greta Holzschwert
@the-p-harmacy.bsky.social
Apothecary specializing in medicinal concoctions, alchemic solutions, and tactical potions
For business inquiries please contact holzschwertapothecaries@gmail.com
Fate RP | on silly mode | Mun: Alena (she/they)| 21+ | MDNI |
pfp: @dragonfaiyah.bsky.social
For business inquiries please contact holzschwertapothecaries@gmail.com
Fate RP | on silly mode | Mun: Alena (she/they)| 21+ | MDNI |
pfp: @dragonfaiyah.bsky.social
Got some new shorts!
July 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Got some new shorts!
In my pursuit of success… have i become the too fancy weed store?
June 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
In my pursuit of success… have i become the too fancy weed store?
Holzschwert Apothecaries Weekly Sales and Specials!
-Dr. Irena’s Hot Stuff for Man or Beast Painkiller
-Spirit of Turpentine
-Elderberry Syrup
-Dried Chamomile Flowers
-Dr. Irena’s Hot Stuff for Man or Beast Painkiller
-Spirit of Turpentine
-Elderberry Syrup
-Dried Chamomile Flowers
June 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Holzschwert Apothecaries Weekly Sales and Specials!
-Dr. Irena’s Hot Stuff for Man or Beast Painkiller
-Spirit of Turpentine
-Elderberry Syrup
-Dried Chamomile Flowers
-Dr. Irena’s Hot Stuff for Man or Beast Painkiller
-Spirit of Turpentine
-Elderberry Syrup
-Dried Chamomile Flowers
Reposted by Greta Holzschwert
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Subject: New Club!
Hello All,
I'm pleased to announce the formation of a new club; The Fashion and Subculture Research Society.
If you are interested in alternative fashion and subcultures, please consider stopping by!
We meet Mondays & Wednesdays at 3PM.
Warm Regards,
Lottie.
Subject: New Club!
Hello All,
I'm pleased to announce the formation of a new club; The Fashion and Subculture Research Society.
If you are interested in alternative fashion and subcultures, please consider stopping by!
We meet Mondays & Wednesdays at 3PM.
Warm Regards,
Lottie.
June 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Subject: New Club!
Hello All,
I'm pleased to announce the formation of a new club; The Fashion and Subculture Research Society.
If you are interested in alternative fashion and subcultures, please consider stopping by!
We meet Mondays & Wednesdays at 3PM.
Warm Regards,
Lottie.
Subject: New Club!
Hello All,
I'm pleased to announce the formation of a new club; The Fashion and Subculture Research Society.
If you are interested in alternative fashion and subcultures, please consider stopping by!
We meet Mondays & Wednesdays at 3PM.
Warm Regards,
Lottie.
EMAIL BLAST
Looks like business as usual for the final week of June! Let’s make this week a great one, Chaldea!
Looks like business as usual for the final week of June! Let’s make this week a great one, Chaldea!
June 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
EMAIL BLAST
Looks like business as usual for the final week of June! Let’s make this week a great one, Chaldea!
Looks like business as usual for the final week of June! Let’s make this week a great one, Chaldea!
Sorry for being absent for my birthday, Fergus and I spent the whole day doing fucked up scientific experiments I had the time of my life.
June 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sorry for being absent for my birthday, Fergus and I spent the whole day doing fucked up scientific experiments I had the time of my life.
Reposted by Greta Holzschwert
A GREAT DAY OUT ON THE WATER WITH ALL MY BOYS
June 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A GREAT DAY OUT ON THE WATER WITH ALL MY BOYS
//the downside to giving greta a birthday that isn’t the same as mine is i forget it constantly
June 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
//the downside to giving greta a birthday that isn’t the same as mine is i forget it constantly
Oh shit my birthday’s tomorrow—
June 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oh shit my birthday’s tomorrow—
Damn this is just like Cheetah Girls 2…
June 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Damn this is just like Cheetah Girls 2…
//gudako its okay greta fucked up so bad she basically exists as a rash on the Grail’s ass she technically can’t cease to exist
June 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
//gudako its okay greta fucked up so bad she basically exists as a rash on the Grail’s ass she technically can’t cease to exist
//picks up kai and places it in my pocket
June 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
//picks up kai and places it in my pocket
Recycling tip: your old prescription bottles can be used to store other items when your medications run out. I like to store fish eyes in mine!
June 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Recycling tip: your old prescription bottles can be used to store other items when your medications run out. I like to store fish eyes in mine!
Yeah yeah humoral medicine is a farce foe the most part but what the doctors don’t tell you is that they were right about phlegm. That shit will fuck you up.
June 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yeah yeah humoral medicine is a farce foe the most part but what the doctors don’t tell you is that they were right about phlegm. That shit will fuck you up.
Hey Gudako are you doin okay do you need to come have tea?
June 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hey Gudako are you doin okay do you need to come have tea?
HOLZSCHWERT APOTHECARIES
Weekly Deals and Sales!
-Buy 1 Get 1: Cosmic Wave potion
-Incense cones (lavender and mugwort)
-40% off Vegan Mummia
-Hibiscus tea
Weekly Deals and Sales!
-Buy 1 Get 1: Cosmic Wave potion
-Incense cones (lavender and mugwort)
-40% off Vegan Mummia
-Hibiscus tea
June 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
HOLZSCHWERT APOTHECARIES
Weekly Deals and Sales!
-Buy 1 Get 1: Cosmic Wave potion
-Incense cones (lavender and mugwort)
-40% off Vegan Mummia
-Hibiscus tea
Weekly Deals and Sales!
-Buy 1 Get 1: Cosmic Wave potion
-Incense cones (lavender and mugwort)
-40% off Vegan Mummia
-Hibiscus tea
Thinking about my dad today. We didn’t always see eye to eye, especially when it came to my work, but he supported me when it counted. He stepped in to care for others when he didn’t have to. Sometimes when it objectively would have been the safer option not to, even. I’ll always count myself lucky.
June 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Thinking about my dad today. We didn’t always see eye to eye, especially when it came to my work, but he supported me when it counted. He stepped in to care for others when he didn’t have to. Sometimes when it objectively would have been the safer option not to, even. I’ll always count myself lucky.
This ain’t your grandma’s Subaru Outback!
[akira slides into a turn]
It’s MY grandma’s Subaru Outback!!
[akira slides into a turn]
It’s MY grandma’s Subaru Outback!!
June 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This ain’t your grandma’s Subaru Outback!
[akira slides into a turn]
It’s MY grandma’s Subaru Outback!!
[akira slides into a turn]
It’s MY grandma’s Subaru Outback!!
EMAIL BLAST
We’re in for another action packed week at Chaldea! Make sure to let me know about any schedule changes or additions
We’re in for another action packed week at Chaldea! Make sure to let me know about any schedule changes or additions
June 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
EMAIL BLAST
We’re in for another action packed week at Chaldea! Make sure to let me know about any schedule changes or additions
We’re in for another action packed week at Chaldea! Make sure to let me know about any schedule changes or additions
//i need to leave this family dinner and crawl back into bed ouuuughhhhhh
June 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
//i need to leave this family dinner and crawl back into bed ouuuughhhhhh
//greta favors Subarus.
She typically drives an old early 2000s Outback but her dream car is the Baja
She typically drives an old early 2000s Outback but her dream car is the Baja
June 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
//greta favors Subarus.
She typically drives an old early 2000s Outback but her dream car is the Baja
She typically drives an old early 2000s Outback but her dream car is the Baja
Reposted by Greta Holzschwert
//oughh my poor ailing little bodyyy
June 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
//oughh my poor ailing little bodyyy
//interesting little greta fact. She never carries children despite being a very good mother. Like there are a couple lives where she may adopt kids or be a guardian but one of her rules is that she doesn’t actually ever carry a pregnancy in any lifetime.
June 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
//interesting little greta fact. She never carries children despite being a very good mother. Like there are a couple lives where she may adopt kids or be a guardian but one of her rules is that she doesn’t actually ever carry a pregnancy in any lifetime.