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Nerd, bibliophile and hopeless romantic. Lover of good food, inappropriate humor, and bad puns. They say every human has two wolves within them; I have three raccoons in a trench coat. Age 30+, MDNI.
I am but a humble weeb, but I believe in you!!!
August 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I love how sweet Wall-e is. I think he represents the very best aspects of humans. Choosing hope and curiosity, even when his whole world is turned upside down 💕
July 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s cookie time y’all!
July 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Season 3 Steve Harrington is such a girls girl I swear to god… (for anyone wondering about all the Stranger Things statements: I’m rewatching before season 5 drops)
July 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I would like to think anyone who reads my scripts will have seen this coming a mile away.

spankpls.com/bdsm-test
June 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I made cinnamon roll sticky buns with maple bacon pecans… Needed something to take my mind off things, and as distractions go it’s a tasty one!
June 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
That was my strategy! I want to build encounters and puzzles that let everyone shine, and a couple things that will force people to work as a group! Most of players having copious DM experience so I can always ask questions if I need to!
June 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Shocker 😏
May 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This body style says “I can carry you to safety, pick you up with no effort, eat you like a ripe cantaloupe, pound that 🐈 until you see God, cradle you against my voluptuous man tits, kiss your forehead and call you a good girl, and then take you out for tacos and ice cream”
May 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I rather like paneer tikka, but also as I’m 6’ tall I feel like someone twice my size is a tall order (pun intended)… otherwise it’s just going to look like Gwendoline Christie and Rory McCann having a fist fight. (She is 6’3 and he is 6’6)
April 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just gonna leave this shiny new script right here:

www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
April 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“Sometimes a moment is so remarkable that it carves out a space in time and spins there, while the world rushes on around it. This was one such.” - from Strange, the Dreamer by Laini Taylor

Art by gabriella.bujdoso on Instagram
April 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I love Art Nouveau. That’s it…

Art by Elisabeth Sonrel
April 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
April 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This for sure wasn’t for me but I have massive hands for a woman 😂 coke can and mass market paperback for scale.
April 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Every book has a soul. The soul of the person who wrote it and of those who read it and lived and dreamed with it. Every time a book changes hands, every time someone runs his eyes down its pages, its spirit grows and strengthens.”

Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind
April 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Okay so you’ve got a whole ass nebula! So there! 😤
April 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tried layering some scents today and stumbled on a fantastic combo! Dear Polly has notes of black tea and apples, and When the Rain Stops smells fresh and aquatic.

Final result smells like an autumn rain storm. So good!
March 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Maggie the pug is always a vibe, but today, she’s especially a vibe.
March 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
At some point I have to ask if they’re so afraid of being gay because they kinda wanna try it out…

Men with unwashed asses…
March 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
First time making pie crust from scratch! It’s not gummy, it’s buttery and flaky, I maybe over salted it a tiny bit, but overall a fantastic base for this potato and caramelized onion pie with crispy prosciutto and Gruyère…

(I nibbled an edge of the crust before I took the picture 😂)
March 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
March 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Another darling from my collection is Unknown Pleasures by Kerosene. Immediately you’re hit with cinnamon and black tea with just a hint of lemon, and like many of Kerosene’s scents there’s a faint note of gasoline that makes me think of city streets on a misty autumn morning.
March 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Their packaging is ridiculous too!
March 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I like to treat myself to a spritz of perfume at night and recently I’ve been obsessing over this darling from Vilhelm Parfumerie: Moon Carnival.

A sweet burst of night blooming florals and a whisper of marshmallow. It’s so dreamlike and ethereal, I love it!
March 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM