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The Muftak
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Yelling into the void
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Dan was a real one. So long, Dan, and thanks for all the Wildwood shirts.
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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Well, fuck. RIP, Dan.
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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a group of women standing next to each other with the words hey hey goodbye on the bottom .
Alt: a group of women standing next to each other with the words hey hey goodbye on the bottom .
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January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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I'm drinking Lagavulin, thank you very much.
a man sits in a chair in front of a fireplace with his feet up
Alt: Nick Offerman sitting by a fireplace drinking whiskey.
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January 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Snow and ice do not care about your dignity.
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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I can already buy Cadbury cream eggs at my local shop. 🙄
January 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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I don't know how you feel about East Coast travel, but Retro World Expo in Hartford, CT is a blast.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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We've missed you, brother.
January 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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When a cat stares into the abyss, the abyss says "No, it's not time to eat... Geez, fine!"
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Jack Knight, Starman
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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a young boy in a red sweater says keep the change you filthy animal ..
Alt: Kevin McCallister in a red sweater saying keep the change you filthy animal ..
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December 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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And he was like, "Nah, that's too hard," and kicked a puppy while walking off.
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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So say we all.
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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This Ain't Wicked XXX
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I've never seen anyone run faster than RFK Jr. to get the hell out of the room.
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Relaxium sounds like the street name for the drug all the kids were taking on "Saved By The Bell"
November 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
Alt: A scene from The Naked Gun where Frank Drebin is standing in front of a destroyed building and says please disperse
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October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Welp, no more news from the Pentagon, then.
The Simpsons S5E6
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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An all-time great.
October 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Keep an eye out for Champ on the lake when you're there.
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Lake Champlain - Wikipedia
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October 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I feel seen.
October 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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a cartoon character with the word gi joe on the bottom right
Alt: Cobra Commander rocking out to his favorite band.
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October 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Only Rapture primer you need:

youtu.be/Yl4mCc6Ff34?...
American Dad - Ricky The Raptor Speaks about the Rapture
YouTube video by Paco Mora Official
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September 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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After the covid shot, did your 5G service improve?
September 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Lisa Simpson saying, "I know those words but that Truth post makes no sense".
September 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM