funniest fandoms are where the people are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it in the slightest."

people who ask chatgpt for help planning international travel are quite literally some of the most helpless people on the planet
because now it's beyond "lol they wouldn't survive a day without cell service and internet access." It's worse than that

they can't survive WITH internet access either

"don't ask friends for help as an adult" "don't ask friends to do a potluck as an adult" you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it if I have the time

the existence of uncanny valley implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of something that looked human but wasn't

there's a stage in hamburger consumption where it's falling to pieces and you're desperately cupping it in your hands and it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in ketchup and wants to die

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

I dont 'zone out'. being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.

what's up with rich people trying to control stuff?

like if I had 12 billion no one would see me ever again

mfs be like: are you a dog person or cat person

brother i would pet a crocodile if the fucker wont bite me

if swearing is considered adult language why is it called childish behaviour??

fuck it

imma shitpost random ass thoughts on here

i sit here, broken hearted
tried to shit, but only farted

one day, I took a chance
tried to fart, but shat my pants