The Lock
the-lock.bsky.social
The Lock
@the-lock.bsky.social
Historian, sports writer, fiction writer, ex-NEPWA
This is too priceless.

"Hey boss, I like all these movies"

*SMACK*

"Shut up Mimsyyyyyyyy"
December 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I wouldn't make fun of Blake's looks if I were either of you.

Julayla looks like Janeane Garofalo if Janeane ate nothing but burgers and weight gain shakes for a year and famously Spax was compared looks wise to Booger from Revenge of The Nerds.
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Translation:

Hates Trump

Hates Blake for telling him to fuck off.

His neighbors called the cops because they heard him attacking his own mother.

His street had a block party, nobody was "held hostage". And the only "property invasion" was someone stood on his lawn at the party.

Idiot
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Im worried im going to have to seek a defamation lawsuit".

No Spax. You will not. Your intimidation tactic doesnt work anymore. Blake isnt afraid of you, Kristiani isnt afraid of you and your mother is retired. Lina just proved when someone says "bring it", you crumble like a graham cracker.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Someone want to tell Otakudickhead that Spax is doing the exact same thing by bitching about Blake on a daily basis?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"I was distracted today"

Imagine spending your Thanksgiving whining about Blake. Spax is an absolute LOSER.
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Good to know Overlordchainsaw is another complete (slur censored) who belongs in jail too.

Heres Spax once again admitting to grooming. The age of consent in Maryland is 16 but Dewie was 15 and lived in Australia. "I didnt want to do anything sexual until they were 18" is literally grooming.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Spax, you have an important day tomorrow"

"I dont want to go to bed, mom. Sesame Street is on"
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Mimsy "Heya boss, what do ya think of Beetlejuice 2?"

Nathan "SHUT UP MIMSYYYY
October 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Get a job ya bum
September 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Spax admitting to grooming...again
September 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ruh roh!

Nathan has had enough of Mimsy.

Trouble in paradise? Cant say im surprised, TinBoom looked like he didnt have two braincells to rub together
August 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hes talking about Blake's mother being a bad parent.

Does this utter moron D-fender know hes replying to the epitome of bad parenting?
August 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
He deleted the journal because he mentioned CoDo.

CoDo has been "awful" because he knows youre a piece of schmidt.
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Newsom isnt writing those tweets, its a hag and some college kid. The kid's LinkedIn lists HIGH SCHOOL CLASS PRESIDENT as a job description.

Trump's PR team is going to utterly destroy that kid. Who are you fooling Spax?
August 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Keep that same energy when he goes over Gavin Newsom, Kamala and Waltz/AOC down the line, Spax.

South Park historically goes after everyone, I dont want to see you cry like a bitch when it goes the other way
August 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
With all the racial shit you said about Kenny & Lina. Apart from Mimsy, OtakuDickhead and the rest of the reprobates, nobody is going to take you seriously
August 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm no fan of Blake, but everything he said apart from Spaxs show was worse (which is an opinion) is 100% fact.

OtakuDickhead, Julayla, Kate, Tin "Mimsy" Boom and the other reprobates aid and abet all this behavior.
August 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So OtakuDickhead is just as unhinged as Spax. He wants gamers to put people in guillotines because games got canceled.

Who made you Robespierre? Sit down and shaddup🙄
August 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
TinBoom really is Mimsy.

Every time he asks a question he gets slapped down by Spax3.

Anyone know who he is? How much of a wuss can you be not to fight back? If Spax snapped at me like that id tell him to stick it in his hat.
August 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Spax's idea of harassment isnt calling his ex and demanding money, its "hey can you do an Elmo voice?"

🙄
August 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You cant fool me Haxon, I KNOW its you!
August 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM