Ah, yes, the less well known Tom Lehrer song "Poison In The Pigeon"

But before we do, do we have time for desert? A little gastropudding would go down marvellously!

Sooner or later, though, one has to foot the bill...

There should be a drinking game with this: every bad joke or pun, take a slug of your drink.

And, if course: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_C...

Looks tasty urb!

That's awesome!

Next up, Boopsie?

Caitlin thinks it's cute you that you think it's even a remote possibility...

Hrm, I've always done it with whammageddon starting on 1st...

No, it's going to be Lisa dangling by her wrists looking slightly panicked as Ally turns the winch handle one more time...

That's awesome, and I would definitely read h it

This platform is full of nerds with a conscience: we recognize ecocide-plagiarism-psychosis machines for the radioactive snake oil they are.

Molly is a human in feline form, a monster of depravity.

Aww, thank you again! 😻

Our current pair are definitely "we shall hide all signs of weakness", which makes it even harder to figure out if there's something wrong... Honey was recently off her food for a couple of days, and, UGH... Cats.

Yeah, I know, and I don't do it too often. Sometimes it just hits, y'know? Pix was the cat I asked if you'd tuckerize, if you remember 🙂

There was a very distinct fluid wobble to her her belly as well, which really tipped us off. No video, I think.

Had I known about it and figured it out sooner.... Well. I try not to play whatif.