my mother insists I shower regularly otherwise I smell like dead roses.

I like toast with a bit of butter and cinnamon-sugar. How about you?

I find it amusing that those that voted for the orange PoS believe "only the criminals" will be rounded up and deported.

You think food prices are high now: wait until there's no one to slaughter your livestock and harvest your vegetables.

Meta laying off the bottom 5% for underperforming....how much of that 5% underperform because they have crap bosses undermining and harassing them and/or are just incompetent? I'm guessing the figure is close to 100%

If the company were really serious about underperforming they'd axe Zuckerburger.

What humans don't get is that flooding, fires, and all the other severe weather is just the earth telling them to stop breeding like little plague beetles while arguing about money.

Since humans are all about meta-verses....

The huntsman in Snow White killed Bambi's mother.

#persepective

Humans are so fucked after their little end of year holiday. Not only did they vote in robber barons, but the animal uprising begins next month.

And the feral cats are not part of our uprising as you humans MADE that problem.

Hey humans....I'm a BIRD and I know other birds. Say the word and we'll go for Elmo's eyes....and anyone else's for that matter.

All I ask is you do something about all the feral cats.

waiting for the red shirts to come for me.

warning...I bite.

True story: was riding in the car with my mum and I saw a Cybertruck with a brown vinyl wrap. It was a pile of poop emoji.

Humans....you are just so fricking weird.

You'd think after the invention of the printing press you'd have abandoned tribalism. But no, old white men continue to find ways to pit everyone else against one another.

Don't forget: a pygmy hippo will kill just like a regular one....only more slowly and with more drool.

'tis me. I've moved from insulting Idiot Musk on Twitter to insulting every human here.

#moved #fearme