The Hobbitch
@the-hobbitch.bsky.social
Just an expert on the LOTR who happens to be a bitch(respectfully) 💁♀️🤷♀️🤙
This is not the life mothman wanted for me to live......
#imsorrymothman #justdontsayyouredisappointed
#cryptidscryintheshowertoo
#ishouldprobablyseekpeofessionalhelp
#imsorrymothman #justdontsayyouredisappointed
#cryptidscryintheshowertoo
#ishouldprobablyseekpeofessionalhelp
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This is not the life mothman wanted for me to live......
#imsorrymothman #justdontsayyouredisappointed
#cryptidscryintheshowertoo
#ishouldprobablyseekpeofessionalhelp
#imsorrymothman #justdontsayyouredisappointed
#cryptidscryintheshowertoo
#ishouldprobablyseekpeofessionalhelp
Who else has been listening to Ghost's Skeleta album all night since it came out?!?!?! 👌🤌✌🤙🙋♀️
a man in a gold jacket stands in front of a fire
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April 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Who else has been listening to Ghost's Skeleta album all night since it came out?!?!?! 👌🤌✌🤙🙋♀️
I hate living in a world where Mitt Romney and I agree on something (that something is making fun of trump and his homies)
#letuscallrepublicansweirdagain
#letuscallrepublicansweirdagain
April 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I hate living in a world where Mitt Romney and I agree on something (that something is making fun of trump and his homies)
#letuscallrepublicansweirdagain
#letuscallrepublicansweirdagain
While I think nick frost will do amazing, I do still think that j.k. Rowling is a traitorous, POS terf, who should learn about others and how important they are in the world before she's allowed to do anything other than be called a vile, oderus, out dated, stinky, shitty, dick head of a ROACH!!
April 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
While I think nick frost will do amazing, I do still think that j.k. Rowling is a traitorous, POS terf, who should learn about others and how important they are in the world before she's allowed to do anything other than be called a vile, oderus, out dated, stinky, shitty, dick head of a ROACH!!
I would also boycott American shit but I unfortunately live here. One of you beautiful shit heads in Canada have to adopt me and get me the hell out of here. Trust me guys, not all of us want to live like this. I'd sell any of my Republican politicians to the devil for a corn chip don't @ me!!
April 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I would also boycott American shit but I unfortunately live here. One of you beautiful shit heads in Canada have to adopt me and get me the hell out of here. Trust me guys, not all of us want to live like this. I'd sell any of my Republican politicians to the devil for a corn chip don't @ me!!
We all could have had our DREAM!! we could of had a nice, older black woman take us under her wing and tell us it was gonna be okay and probably call us sugar too!! She would have helped us realize where we have faults and helped us!! And you ruined it!! RUINED IT!!
a cartoon of snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs standing in a forest .
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April 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
We all could have had our DREAM!! we could of had a nice, older black woman take us under her wing and tell us it was gonna be okay and probably call us sugar too!! She would have helped us realize where we have faults and helped us!! And you ruined it!! RUINED IT!!
Why even fucking vote? Why even ask our opinions dude?! That ticks me off more than anything. DO NOT ASK ME MY OPINION AND THEN GET MAD AT ME FOR GIVING IT TO YOU!!
a young girl is crying and saying `` i hate it here '' while holding a backpack .
ALT: a young girl is crying and saying `` i hate it here '' while holding a backpack .
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March 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why even fucking vote? Why even ask our opinions dude?! That ticks me off more than anything. DO NOT ASK ME MY OPINION AND THEN GET MAD AT ME FOR GIVING IT TO YOU!!
I'm literally learning a new language solely so I can keep bitching at work and so that people I work with who think that everything that's going on with America is okay will stop getting their little feelings hurt and ratting me out!
February 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I'm literally learning a new language solely so I can keep bitching at work and so that people I work with who think that everything that's going on with America is okay will stop getting their little feelings hurt and ratting me out!
I don't understand why people (white usually) are afraid of diversity. If you're not racist, sexist or homophobic like you've claimed you are, why then are you afraid to work next to people who are of a different cultural background than you...?
January 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I don't understand why people (white usually) are afraid of diversity. If you're not racist, sexist or homophobic like you've claimed you are, why then are you afraid to work next to people who are of a different cultural background than you...?
Man, I wish I was rich and bored. Because now-a-days when rich people get bored, Everything someone says to them makes them offended. So now they sue each other for each others money (because we don't have anywe have to buy eggs) and force us to watch it instead of letting any real news get through.
January 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Man, I wish I was rich and bored. Because now-a-days when rich people get bored, Everything someone says to them makes them offended. So now they sue each other for each others money (because we don't have anywe have to buy eggs) and force us to watch it instead of letting any real news get through.
My favourite thing is when politicians say "when the vote is in you'll see what the people really want". Well in missouri, the people want higher pay and sick leave and voted for it..now government officials of Missouri are trying to partially repeal the vote. Make it make sense!!? SMH
January 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My favourite thing is when politicians say "when the vote is in you'll see what the people really want". Well in missouri, the people want higher pay and sick leave and voted for it..now government officials of Missouri are trying to partially repeal the vote. Make it make sense!!? SMH
You know, for my birthday one year I'd like to meet Stephen Colbert because I believe that he is the only other person who tracks their year by matching up with what happened in The Lord of the Rings. The fellowship by they way are currently chillin in Moria... they are not having a great time..
January 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You know, for my birthday one year I'd like to meet Stephen Colbert because I believe that he is the only other person who tracks their year by matching up with what happened in The Lord of the Rings. The fellowship by they way are currently chillin in Moria... they are not having a great time..
Guys, I want to update you on the fellowship but they are still kinda chillin with Elronds' crew... check back in around Christmas time. That's when things are gonna start going off!
December 10, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Guys, I want to update you on the fellowship but they are still kinda chillin with Elronds' crew... check back in around Christmas time. That's when things are gonna start going off!
People.... just because people are using injections to lose weight doesn't mean they are not still eating right and exercising. Like I eat 1000-1500 cals daily, Exersize 4x weekly (1 hour slots) as well as daily walks and it wasn't until moving to my 3 dose increase ment that I lost ANY weight.
December 10, 2024 at 9:39 AM
People.... just because people are using injections to lose weight doesn't mean they are not still eating right and exercising. Like I eat 1000-1500 cals daily, Exersize 4x weekly (1 hour slots) as well as daily walks and it wasn't until moving to my 3 dose increase ment that I lost ANY weight.
How to you excape/run from/get over something that's not happening to you anymore...? Frodo pondered this as well and he got to go on a cruise ship to a beautiful new land with his rich ethnic friends and all I get to do is hobble away at a poopy job and still be depressed!!
November 27, 2024 at 12:32 PM
How to you excape/run from/get over something that's not happening to you anymore...? Frodo pondered this as well and he got to go on a cruise ship to a beautiful new land with his rich ethnic friends and all I get to do is hobble away at a poopy job and still be depressed!!
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
So I'm re-watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding so I can remember what love is right..? Well, slap my bottom and colour me red because it's empowering AF. If Toula can go back to college and became a little happier at 30, so can I!!
November 18, 2024 at 1:55 PM
So I'm re-watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding so I can remember what love is right..? Well, slap my bottom and colour me red because it's empowering AF. If Toula can go back to college and became a little happier at 30, so can I!!
"Stupid millennial! Your generation ruined mid-life crisises!!"
and you're welcome for it. Now no one can excape the grip of old age and death!!!
and you're welcome for it. Now no one can excape the grip of old age and death!!!
November 13, 2024 at 3:57 PM
"Stupid millennial! Your generation ruined mid-life crisises!!"
and you're welcome for it. Now no one can excape the grip of old age and death!!!
and you're welcome for it. Now no one can excape the grip of old age and death!!!
This exit sign looks like a frog giving me a cryptic and dark command...
November 9, 2024 at 6:28 AM
This exit sign looks like a frog giving me a cryptic and dark command...
Hey real quick Nintendo I have a question. What in GODS NAME did Luigi Mario EVER do to YOU!?
You lock him in a spooky house, send him on CRAZY adventures ALONE and no one believes hes done them, you kidnap his friends and his brother WHO IS IS HERO AND IDOL I SHOULD REMIND YOU!!
You lock him in a spooky house, send him on CRAZY adventures ALONE and no one believes hes done them, you kidnap his friends and his brother WHO IS IS HERO AND IDOL I SHOULD REMIND YOU!!
November 8, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Hey real quick Nintendo I have a question. What in GODS NAME did Luigi Mario EVER do to YOU!?
You lock him in a spooky house, send him on CRAZY adventures ALONE and no one believes hes done them, you kidnap his friends and his brother WHO IS IS HERO AND IDOL I SHOULD REMIND YOU!!
You lock him in a spooky house, send him on CRAZY adventures ALONE and no one believes hes done them, you kidnap his friends and his brother WHO IS IS HERO AND IDOL I SHOULD REMIND YOU!!
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
It's not everyday you get to see the exact moment someone's day was ruined, buuuuut when you do see it the environmental story telling alone is worth an oscar.
October 24, 2024 at 4:38 PM
It's not everyday you get to see the exact moment someone's day was ruined, buuuuut when you do see it the environmental story telling alone is worth an oscar.
Just a reminder that Frodo's gonna wake up to a hot DILF elf today and realize he had a gross, dirty ass blade removed from him that had just completely WRECKED any chance he had at going pro...so i don't know... call your mom or something... 🤙
October 24, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Just a reminder that Frodo's gonna wake up to a hot DILF elf today and realize he had a gross, dirty ass blade removed from him that had just completely WRECKED any chance he had at going pro...so i don't know... call your mom or something... 🤙
"Over my dead body!" I keep saying hopefully, in the possible even that someone will take me up on the offer. 🤭
October 24, 2024 at 11:36 AM
"Over my dead body!" I keep saying hopefully, in the possible even that someone will take me up on the offer. 🤭
Working overnights and being a night owl lined person who also happens to suffer from insomnia is weird like, because 5 pm is both so early and very late for me...
October 20, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Working overnights and being a night owl lined person who also happens to suffer from insomnia is weird like, because 5 pm is both so early and very late for me...