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Patrick Gump
@the-gump.bsky.social
Just some guy.
Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files

I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards.
August 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Am I the only one know sees the absolute irony in how Israel is reacting to a hospital being struck by an Iranian missile, when they routinely bomb hospitals in Gaza?
June 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
June 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Quality Life Advice for the kiddos. If you find yourself thinking, "I want to shotgun a Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy", just dont. It's not worth the heartburn.
June 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I always love when I go onto a libertarian subreddit, telling people to mind their own business about gender dysphoric teens, and end up getting permanently banned

It really affirms that the "party of freedom" is actually anything but freedom.
May 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The egg donor just posted this to her "blog".
May 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Nothing beats the tranquil sounds of a severe storm siren during bedtime.
April 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
According to RFK JR, I will never be able to use a toilet unassisted.

Joke's on you, Bob. I can go poopie all by myself.
April 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hope you all are ready to start paying more for consumer goods. We're about to see some strong inflation in the next few weeks.
April 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I only have one thing to say right now:

Thundersnow!
March 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This new Zedds Dead album gives me some real Depeche Mode/Synthwave vibes.

I could listen to this all evening while surfing reddit.
March 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If Nebraska Weather couldn't get any weirder, tomorrow during the afternoon, there's a risk of tornados and thunderstorms during the day and a blizzard warning tomorrow night.

Bro, what?!?
March 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Chili's is the Waffle House of TexMex"

-Actual Chilis worker
March 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
One thing I was not prepared for about the Midwest.

How it will be -35 degrees one week, and be 65 degrees the next.
February 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Reposted by Patrick Gump
ORIGINAL SIN DROPS THIS FRIDAY!! 🥳
February 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Is it just me, or does it seem like the Venn-Diagram of people who will dead-name trans-folk, and people who get mad about us dead-Naming the "Gulf of America" is a circle?
February 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Obviously, I've experienced snow before, but I've never experienced snow so dry, that you can see the individual snowflakes. So much cooler than Oregon's "wet concrete" snow.
February 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
February 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If you want the Bible in Government or in Schools, I have two words for you:

Get fucked.
February 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The world may going to hell, but @ganjawhitenight.bsky.social just released a promomix for their new album.

So, we got that going for us, which is nice.
February 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Reposted by Patrick Gump
Had to give the Buds a taste before the full album drops Feb 28!!
SPROUTED PROMOMIX OUT NOW!!
February 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Grammys last night was pretty bad.

But, at least Kendrick won 5 Grammys over a Drake diss track.

Wop, Wop, Wop, Wop, Wop. Dot fuck em up.
February 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hot takes of the day:

1. It was totally a Notsee salute.

2. DEI is a good thing.

3. Gender is not binary.

4. Sex is a bimodal distribution.

5. Nobody is trying to make your toddler gay.

6. How others live and express themselves is none of your business.
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Gonna start using bluesky as my main "everything sucks and I need to tell people" platform.
February 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM