I must disabuse the notion of Canadians being unanimously good at snow driving.

Here in Vancouver they are bollocks at it. Many reasons, mostly we get so little snow, but also many folks from elsewhere with even less experience.

Plus our snow I'd always wet, and at 0C--sloppy crap.

ACAB

Powers that be hold cops to the same standard as they do the President of the USA: i.e., no standards at all.

I should like to join! I have many tulip bulbs.

No, this isn't garlic. Ignore that smell. Yes, the bag says 'garlic', but I assure you, those are tulip bulbs.

Yes, yes, I am a garlic farmer, but I also have many tulips. So many lovely garl, er uh, tulips, yes tulips.

BY THE GONG FARMERS OF ATLANTIS, MY MAN NEEDS A CHOCCY!

Taupe ah toko

So far it's been Bill Clinton's penis.

Captive cetaceans are political prisoners.

nowiknow.com/a-million-ye...

" . . . it might be assumed that the flying machine which will really fly might be evolved by the combined and continuous efforts of mathematicians and mechanicians in from one million to ten million years"

Are you not entertainmented?

Safe journeys.

I also own a wood chipper--for fascists and MAGA.

Huh. Not used to popes being human.

To be fair, heroin itself is pretty great.

It's the addiction part that sucks.

Any and all actions taken against Nazis including those that lead to their injury or death are ethically correct and morally desirable.

“Any sufficiently advanced technology will be indistinguishable from sufficiently advanced technology.”

Why would anyone care where you live?

We have a slight parasocial relationship and I like your writing. That doesn't entitle me, or anyone, to drop in for tea.

T'es méchant, monsieur Grunch.