Fern Gulley
@the-fern.bsky.social
I especially like plants, tea, books, podcasts, TTRPGs, and friendship. She/Her. 🏳️🌈 🩷💜💙
I accidentally got fat free half and half. Granted, I didn't read all the words on the bottle after I saw "half and half" and that it was on sale. But I really didn't think this was a possible concern. What the fuck even is fat free half and half? How does this work?
March 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I accidentally got fat free half and half. Granted, I didn't read all the words on the bottle after I saw "half and half" and that it was on sale. But I really didn't think this was a possible concern. What the fuck even is fat free half and half? How does this work?
Me walking a short distance in the rain: Good thing I always have my raincoat ready in my car, unlike all these fools unprepared for weather
Also me: Dammit, the rain is literally filling my ballet flats, I did not think this through
Also me: Dammit, the rain is literally filling my ballet flats, I did not think this through
February 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me walking a short distance in the rain: Good thing I always have my raincoat ready in my car, unlike all these fools unprepared for weather
Also me: Dammit, the rain is literally filling my ballet flats, I did not think this through
Also me: Dammit, the rain is literally filling my ballet flats, I did not think this through
There should be a setting on all social media platforms where I can indicate that I never, never, NEVER want to see even a preview of any image or video that has anything to do with a gnarly pimple or anything remotely similar. This complaint brought to you by Instagram recommended reels. WTF dude.
February 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
There should be a setting on all social media platforms where I can indicate that I never, never, NEVER want to see even a preview of any image or video that has anything to do with a gnarly pimple or anything remotely similar. This complaint brought to you by Instagram recommended reels. WTF dude.
If you're not sneaking homemade ganache and fresh fruit into the movie theater what are you even doing.
February 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you're not sneaking homemade ganache and fresh fruit into the movie theater what are you even doing.
Plastic honey bottle: Do not microwave
Me: I can do it
Honey: This goes double for people who are sure they can do it right
Me: Sure I've melted the bottle every other time, but this time is different
Me: *microwaves honey in the plastic bottle*
Bottle: *predictably becomes horribly disfigured*
Me: I can do it
Honey: This goes double for people who are sure they can do it right
Me: Sure I've melted the bottle every other time, but this time is different
Me: *microwaves honey in the plastic bottle*
Bottle: *predictably becomes horribly disfigured*
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Plastic honey bottle: Do not microwave
Me: I can do it
Honey: This goes double for people who are sure they can do it right
Me: Sure I've melted the bottle every other time, but this time is different
Me: *microwaves honey in the plastic bottle*
Bottle: *predictably becomes horribly disfigured*
Me: I can do it
Honey: This goes double for people who are sure they can do it right
Me: Sure I've melted the bottle every other time, but this time is different
Me: *microwaves honey in the plastic bottle*
Bottle: *predictably becomes horribly disfigured*
Current status: warming my hands by the dumpster fire of Robert F. Kennedy's confirmation hearing.
January 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Current status: warming my hands by the dumpster fire of Robert F. Kennedy's confirmation hearing.
What's the drill here? Do we lurk and like? Do we revert to early Facebook style posts that we will smile and cringe at in a decade? Do we earnestly share nice little mundane things that make life nice? Do we forget we have the app and do none of the above? (That last one was me for two days.)
January 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What's the drill here? Do we lurk and like? Do we revert to early Facebook style posts that we will smile and cringe at in a decade? Do we earnestly share nice little mundane things that make life nice? Do we forget we have the app and do none of the above? (That last one was me for two days.)