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@/the_egomaniac on twitter
i forgot
yet again
that i have this account oopsies
here’s my proof of life
September 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
pet da dog before i workout and disappear for like 2 hours oopsies
March 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
SCREAMING AND CRYING over these tulips at trader joe’s i NEEEEEEEED them
February 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
after 26 years my mother finally said “Good job!” to something artistic i did - yippee!!!! (she’s not mean she just had an art degree and i’m bad at art lol)
February 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i love my dog but god damn her needing to pee on every branch at her eye level really drags things along for us
February 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
happy valentine’s day!!
#valentines #fitcheck #teacher
February 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
back in my dog walking era (the stopping to sniff is no joke stella takes it seriously)
February 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
hit 285k today in the 2005 honda pilot - yippee!!
February 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
fancy conference bathroom vibes
February 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
4th graders + bus rides to field trips =
January 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i think about this lil dude at least twice a day ever since i saw him drunk on a saturday
January 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
stella’s bluesky debut
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
literally joined twitter in 2013 for a spanish class (it was like a homework thing idk how to describe it). twitter/x was the first social media i joined so it’s bittersweet leaving it
January 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM