Diversity Hire
@the-diversity-hire.bsky.social
Hired for diversity, not competence.
Personally responsible for every major or minor accident or inconvenience.
Parody account (unlike 47’s excuses).
Personally responsible for every major or minor accident or inconvenience.
Parody account (unlike 47’s excuses).
The DEI boys and I are job hunting since we’ve all been fired. Thinking of getting into delivery.
Porch pirates got your package? That was us.
Important medication delayed a week? Also us.
Fries missing from your Uber Eats? You already know.
#dei #thanksdei #blamedei
Porch pirates got your package? That was us.
Important medication delayed a week? Also us.
Fries missing from your Uber Eats? You already know.
#dei #thanksdei #blamedei
January 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The DEI boys and I are job hunting since we’ve all been fired. Thinking of getting into delivery.
Porch pirates got your package? That was us.
Important medication delayed a week? Also us.
Fries missing from your Uber Eats? You already know.
#dei #thanksdei #blamedei
Porch pirates got your package? That was us.
Important medication delayed a week? Also us.
Fries missing from your Uber Eats? You already know.
#dei #thanksdei #blamedei
Just saw an ambulance fly by with the lights on—driver slowed down just enough to flip me off. My bad, bro. I’ll bring it up at our DEI seminar this morning and see if we can oppress less.
#dei #thanksdei
#dei #thanksdei
January 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just saw an ambulance fly by with the lights on—driver slowed down just enough to flip me off. My bad, bro. I’ll bring it up at our DEI seminar this morning and see if we can oppress less.
#dei #thanksdei
#dei #thanksdei